I wonder if she'll motor boat him later? Is she his kid....oh wait he did let Roman Polanski use his house for that ANAL RAPE!
No Jesus wouldn't kiss his ass, Jackie boy acts the same in ALL of his movies. NOTE PEOPLE JACK NICHOLSON ACTS LIKE HIMSELF IN ALL OF HIS MOVIES.
Jack is so legendary that Jesus would bow down to kiss his ass!
He's in my death pool.
Jack may have the body of an elderly manatee, but the guy still cooks with the young stuff!
The most disappointing thing here is that POS boat, Jack could fart enough money to afford a Carver and he has that lil thing...
Son of a bitch...
Jack's had more ass than a toilet seat.
-He looks like a bloated white prune.
-I bet he likes it when a woman slaps his boobies.
-Get him a bra, bro!
-Jack, you are the man! Jiggle and Roll.
-This post should have been named:"Jack Nicholson Topless Pictures!"
-You think he lactates?
-Thats all. I got nothing more for the time being.
nice cans jack
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