Mel almost killed Paris

Mel Gibson in Las Vegas (7/24)

Paris Hilton is lucky to be alive today. She was almost beheaded and then gutted by Mel Gibson earlier this month in Beverly Hills. From the National Enquirer:

Mel Gibson was annoyed while shoe shopping with his pregnant Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills on August 1 -- because the salesgirl was taking too long to help them. As it turns out, the clerk was preoccupied with assisting two other customers: Paris and Nicky Hilton. The sisters tried on at least 20 pairs of shoes between them! Thankfully, hot-tempered Mel kept his cool. (Print Edition - 8/17)

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Three years ago if Mel Gibson had gone shopping at Neiman Marcus they would have shut down the store. Today, he has to wait for the world's largest living petri dish to finish before he even gets any attention. Of course what's most surprising about this story isn't that two celebrities were trying on shoes at the same time. It's that Paris was shopping for shoes in the women's department. They actually make sizes that big?

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Grazzt

PAZUZU PAZUZU PAZUZU!

Nugget

I have nothing to say to someone who thinks along the lines of 'debate skills' and uses pedophiles and their victims as an example.

Nugget

PAZUZU wanna-be intellects like you make me laugh in nearly every article I read. Do you self promoting gurus compete to see who gets to post the first anti-christianity message? Your anti-god mantra is just as dogmatic and tired as any of the religions you take such pains to scorn. In other words you're just not that original anymore...you need religion to exist and give you purpose as much as people who have faith. Without it, what would you despise? THAT'S your identity, to be the opposite of anything...congrates...you're a real life 'troll'.

jesse1

You're a tool nugget, Pazuzu is right on the money. Your argument is stupid, that you need what you disagree with in order to exist. If people don't like pedophiles, does that define them? If all the pedophiles suddenly disappeared would these people cease to exist?? Or do they simply see a better possible world without that problem. Also your strawman argument style is really a first year debate team, kirk cameron tactic,,,sad. Go PAZUZU!!!!

Havnagudtim Vishnuverhir

Obviously, Mel is unaware just how long it can take to fit Paris' enormous hooves. I have always wondered, does Nicky have the same size feet as Paris? Poor little rich girls. The one thing plastic surgery cannot fix.

Tonnie

It would've make me physicall ill to have had to wait on the Hiltons. Their sickening attitudes would've make me close up shop.

There's only one video involving Paris that I enjoyed, and that's the one where she was in court, bawling about having to do actual jail time... oh man, so priceless!

She hasn't a single ounce of goodness in her, and is the most shallow waste of human flesh ever.

Good on Mel Gibson for not going off, which would've brought the Paris Ho's running, thus giving her more of the publicity she so craves.

Bravo, Mr. Gibson!

Danny Glover

He is getting to old for that shit.

DG.

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Nameless

If this story is true, that saleperson is stupid. Mel Gibson has enough money to buy Paris and Nicky Hilton and resell them on ebay.

Paul

M. Gibson should be honored to wait for Paris. He should be honored to even shop in the same store, at the same moment. Paris is a revered national treasure, and the American Ambassador of Nice. She is the cute girl next door who made it to the big time. The whole world loves Paris Hilton. She is one of the very few multi-talented celebs, she is an excellent actress, singer, dancer, and shrewd businesswoman.

PAZUZU

You rock Paul. You have taken sarcasm to a new level and I am loving your posts. Cheers.

Bob

If this isn't sarcasm.....please;#1 pull lower lip over head. #2 and swallow.

PAZUZU

Shouldn't he have run over and washed her feet and put oil on her head? Isn't that what people in the jesus cult are supposed to do? Otherwise he's kinda admitting that it's all just an outdated astrotheological construct.