Oh shut up

Spencer and Heidi Pratt at the premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood (8/6)

Who at Playboy decided it would be a good idea to interview Heidi and Spencer? I need to know who to club in the kneecaps with one of those mini bats they give away at baseball games. A few excerpts from the interview (via Star):

"Life with [Heidi] is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges," Spencer declares in the September issue of Playboy, in which his not-so-blushing bride appears in a bikini on the cover.

Heidi reveals, "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer... Before [Spencer], sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day."

And to keep Spencer coming back for more, Heidi, who has had a breast augmentation, says she plans to give him more of what he wants! "I'm definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer].

Watching porn is a lot better than having sex with Heidi -- you can always press "mute." Now don't get me wrong, I'd love to get blown by her . . . but only because that would make her shut up for 10 minutes. *rimshot*

NOTE: "Obnoxious charges"? Who the hell actually pays for porn? Can Spencer do anything right?

[Flynet, WENN]

God

Epic post Mr Erik

Erik Colquitt

i hate his douche bag face. i want to beat the living shit out of him and during his last few moments of consciousness have him watch on and lament as i power-stroke his Whore Heidi Deep in her Ass.

C-Mon , i know im not the only one thinking about it?

shenanighans

It might be cheaper to pay for porn than to keep buying her tit implants

EJ

I know she will make them bigger for spencer because she has a self esteem smaller than her previous boobs. She needs terapy seriously it's sad to do a boob job just to make your husbund happy, he needs to love you the way you look and not the way you could look. and don't stop with the boob job heidi if you really want to make him happy (puke)

PAZUZU

Heidi is so gung ho for the jesus cult, doesn't she think it's wrong to mess with the boobs her god thought were good enough for her? It's not like she's one of the people he decided to give some horrible birth defect to. Or someone he felt fit his plan better as a burn victim or amputee. Or someone he gave a hunchback to, or head to toe boils, or,,,,etc. Ever meet an amputee who prayed and grew the limb back? god cures cancer through prayer but hates amputees.

Lowie

and yet you continue to post them.

Knuckles

Which BITCH posed for Playboy? He's such a douche and she is the dumbest broad alive. Fifteen minutes is over...click...