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Note to Heidi Montag: You don't have to act like a complete idiot in every picture that's taken of you. Honestly, you don't. You're not in a softcore porn film.* It's just sunscreen. It protects you from cancer. You don't have to moan and act like you're having an orgasm. This is why everyone hates you.

Note to Spencer Pratt: See above, but add four "fuck yous"

*yet. I give her a few years and a missed car payment or two.

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BarelyHangingOn

Is she wearing a diaper? It looks like it in that photo where she is bent over like a cheap vivid wannabe girl.

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Plus, who doesn't love a buttshot WITH a duckfeet bonus!

Paul

A real man stud and his gentle lady. They are both almost perfect and compliment each other so well. They are like a young Greek God and Goddess, yet so American. Icons of fashion, high culture and manners. We all need a daily dose of Spencer and Heidi. They provide us with someone to look up to.

beardofsteel

Spencer?

Erik Colquitt

i hate these dual douche bags, but id love to hollow out Heidi's rectum.

Anonymous

I truly cannot find words low enough to describe these two morons! I just added a few new filters to my adblocker so at least I don't have to look at any more pictures of them.

PAZUZU

The word you're searching for is christians.