Say what you will about him but I still think it would have been awesome if he had (and he totally could have) beaten the living shit out of George Clooney a while back in that restaurant. Put that on pay per view and make millions.

I met Fabio at an American Booksellers Convention in Anaheim at his peak of fame. I chatted with him a bit---or tried to. My God--the last time he had a thought in his head it died of loneliness.

Why are you guys talking about this Fabio dude? That's Jennifer Aniston in the picture!!!