On the left, Eva Longoria leaving Beso restaurant in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, on the right, Eva at LAX airport on Thursday morning

I don't know who Eva Longoria's makeup artist is (George Lucas?), but he needs a raise. Holy crap. I'm surprised he didn't sign her face like a painter when he finished applying her makeup. "Another masterpiece!"

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[Pacific Coast News, Mavrixonline]
  • Anonymous

    She looks fine.

    Please guys, tell where your recycle bin is...

  • Anonymous

    below her chin you can see a small circle in a lighter color!! this is photoshop!!! use it right because people that knows about using this tools can really TELL...

    Next time use photoshop in a right way so we can believe this crap.

  • tony parker

    damm, that bitch is ugly !!!

  • UgliestGuy

    Must try this 'makeup' thing, 'natural' not working at all so far.

  • jay

    It really is amazing what makeup can do for a person but my preference is more toward natural beauty so as to not trip my gag reflex when looking at her in the morning.

  • moo

    PLUS, she was probably feeling really good going out that night - having fun, maybe having a few drinks - and the next day, well, we've all been there.

    I usually feel and look like shit after a night out on the town, so why can't she? Last I checked, she was still human.

  • moo

    Sorry bout the double post -

    I do HATE baseball caps when bitches are TOO LAZY to brush their own hair tho... no excuse for that!

  • moo

    PLUS, she was probably feeling really good going out that night - having fun, maybe having a few drinks - and the next day, well, we've all been there.

    I usually feel and look like shit after a night out on the town, so why can't she? Last I checked, she was still human.

  • Turts

    To the Celebslam guy: Do you honestly think that celebrities actually look like they do in their photo shoots? Are you that stupid that you expect that women wake up in the morning looking like they just spent 4 hours in a makeup chair? What the fuck is wrong with young men these days? You guys are so used to seeing heavily made up, plastic celebrities that you are shocked when you see a women with a natural face (who still happens to be beautiful). I personally think Eva looks fantastic without makeup. I think some men out there should spend a few weeks switching bodies with females so they can see what it is like to be constantly compared to an unrealistic ideal.

  • Whippet

    ...except in the case of Eva. I have seen pictures of her without make-up. Normally women with dark hair and complexions (and hence dark eye-lashes and eyebrows) can get away without make-up. Not so in the case of Eva. She looks awful, to the point where it is hard to believe it is the real person. Nicole Ritchie has the same problem. Paris, fair by nature, looks like an albino in real life.



    So maybe you should consider the implied dishonesty of these layers of make-up. And exactly who benefits the most in this equation.


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