Ha ha ha, you suck Courteney

Ellen DeGeneres out and about in Beverly Hills (4/12)

Ellen DeGeneres left a nice, steaming present in front of Courteney Cox and David Arquette's house in Malibu a few weeks ago. PWN3D! From the National Enquirer:

Ellen Degeneres was walking her pup on Aug. 5 in front of the Malibu home of her good friends Courteney Cox and David Arquette when the pooch made a special deposit. Ellen -- who didn't have a doggy bag for clean up duty -- looked around for eyewitnesses, and when she didn't see any, scooted away. (Print Edition - 8/17)

Of course Ellen didn't pick up the dog poop. If she had, her love life would have been ruined by the E. coli on her fingers. Besides, when you live in Hollywood you don't need to take responsibility for your mistakes. Just ask K-Fed. If Ellen's ever going to be able to look Courteney and David in the eyes again, she better let them do something equally as disgusting to her: ~~like Upper Deck her master bedroom toilet~~ ~~perform a White Dragon~~ set her up with a man.

[WENN]

Anonymous

Who is that man in the picture?

dk

wow

I see....ellen infront of a car. No house. or courtney or david. no dog shit.

AND if it did happened...two weeks ago..wow

National enquirer...GOOD JOB

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Owen Wilson, when did you get a nose job????

mk

Wow! Does your mother eat food with her vag or what?

How the fuck can you get E coli by getting fingered by dirty finger? You must know something we don't.

Obama Bin Biden

It's called "foreplay" asshat.

Ava

She could dance with it on her show.

She is so unfunny and annoying. I wish she would go back in the closet and stay there.

Obama Bin Biden

"White Dragon". Classic!!!!!!!!!!!

McGruff the Crime Dog

I say she should go back and eat it with a spoon.