Celine Dion and Rene Angelil at the Élysée Palace in Paris (5/2008)
Celine Dion and her 67-year-old (!) husband Rene Angelil are having another kid. Oh joy. From Fox News:
"Things Celine Dion's Husband is Older Than"
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Celine Dion and her 67-year-old (!) husband Rene Angelil are having another kid. Oh joy. From Fox News:
Murielle Blondeau, a spokeswoman with the Bureau de Francine Chaloult, said Tuesday Dion and her husband, Rene Angelil, found out about the pregnancy Monday after she underwent fertility treatments in New York. Blondeau says the baby is due next May.Fertility treatments? Weird, where I'm from, we call him the "pool boy." I mean, right? That is how Celine got knocked up? Crap, Rene is 26-years-older than her. His sperm would need GPS to find her eggs. To put it into perspective how old he is, I put together a little list (thanks Wikipedia!):
She says Celine and Rene are full of joy and that it's been a dream for Celine to have a second child. Dion's first child, Rene-Charles, started private school this week in Florida.
"Things Celine Dion's Husband is Older Than"
- Microwave ovens
- Nuclear weapons
- Bikinis
- The transistor
- Polaroid cameras
- Credit cards
- Digital clocks
- Electric calculators
- ATM machines
Things Celine Dion's husband is richer than: everyone reading this.
What's more disgusting people:
Rene's 67-year-old sperm going into Celine's 141-year-old body... I mean, 41-year-old body, or 41-year-old Celine's vagine accepting Rene's 67-year-old sperm?
Trick qustion. The answer is: BOTH are *disgusting*!
But I wish them both well. :-)
As far as I know also the first child was a IVF - I remember René having cancer and they froze his sperm before - so they could have more kids later.
And as disgusting as I find it to have an partner so much older or younger I think they are better parents than so many celebs out there.
She has that big, white, wrinkly body on her every night with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!
- hope the kid doesn't end up looking like it's head was caught in a vise like mom
every girl's dream: she's banging Santa Claus!
"ATM machine" is redundant. think about it.