How does she do it?

Brooke Hogan out and about in Miami (8/2)

I don't know how Brooke Hogan can wear a dress that short yet still keep her penis tucked. It's a miracle of modern science and technology. The baby boomers had the moon landing. We have this.

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Gary

That's hot!

Clay Aiken

At least she manscapes.

be thankful for that.

Dave's Not Here

She's EXACTLY the type of chick all your dude friends would 'high five' you for doing then after you left would say "Holy Fuck! He did her! Damn, man has no scruples!"

You'd be better fuckin' Clay Aiken because at least she has no dick.

hulk hogan

i would pulverize that.

jay

She can only do it because her penis is very small.

Gdrive

i don't care. i'd fuck the hell out of her!

cowbulls

So would I but I wouldn't be proud of it. She is going to look like a monster in a few years.

Anonymous

She looks like a monster NOW!

bruiser

"which way to the linebacker tryouts?"

TommyJ

How can a chick that thick have no ass? bummer...

Jake

That's a woman right there, sweetie.