The apocalypse is upon us

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan at the Grand Star Jazz Club in L.A. (8/2)

So I guess Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are friends now or something. The two were spotted hanging out together at the Grand Star Jazz Club in LA late Sunday night. An insider told Life & Style:

"There was no craziness, just a lot of fun and dancing." Britney and Lindsay stayed until the club closed, around 3 a.m. Lindsay tells Life & Style, “It was such fun!”

What about the part where the club spontaneously burst into flames and earth was sucked into a wormhole and spit out onto an entire different spectrum of spacetime? That happened right?

NOTE: How many times did the phrase "just need a little loan" or "just need to borrow a little money" come out of Lindsay's mouth while she was sitting with Britney? 40? 50?

[Rolling-Blackouts]

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Nice read, I just passed this onto a colleague who was doing some research on that. And he just bought me lunch because I found it for him smile Thus let me rephrase that: Thanks for lunch!

Jennifer

Damn Lindsay looks like a tooth pic that girl needs some meat on her, as for Brit she's made so much improvements I'm proud of her for her commitment to her body and having more respect for herself, to bad Lindsay can't do the same.

TREB

LILO LOOKS AS IF SHE IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT REAL FOOD N STAY OUT OF PHOTOS !!!!!!!!! AS FOR BRIT,,RUN GIRL!!!RUN N NEVER LOOK BACK

JWoman

Linds is dying!! So sad... I hope someone helps her. She used to be so hot now she is hideous. Brit run don't walk stay away!!

rocky

love lindsey - not this picture - but she is so beautiful - the other one - yikes. they aren't good for each other - hope this is a one time thing

Casey

holy crap look how many peircings are in lindseys ear!!!!!!!!!!

Claudia

just to girls out on the town. that would love to enjoy their night. how ever judges them are insecure about themselves or fat.

diva88

Lindsay looks way older than Brit! I wish she'd return to her old self one day. :( http://www.artncs.com/rd_p?p=1...

But Britney looks good. Love her perfume! http://www.healthbeautyncs.com...

emcee

Wow Lindsey and her mom do look alike! Both old hags. The lesbian thing definitely did not work for her. Sam Ronson looks all dried up too. Probably needed to be so skinny to make her boobs shrink because she wants to be a boy. So Sad.

shifalalala

OMG!!lindsay looks old >.<..she looks so damn skinny

Tina

Well, you know they are both sex freaks.. maybe there is more than meets the eye here.. Time will tell..

Hogie

Oh god why is Lindsey doiing the anorexic thing again?! When she eats she looks so much BETTER, and healthier too! So sad.

J-E-T-S

Were they both going commando again?

Anonymous

I agree, leave them alone and get a life, so they had some fun, so what.

Anonymous

why don't you leave them alone and get a life.

Anonymous

It is obvious that they are at a train station in this picture, as they both have one-way tickets to Crazytown.

Ava

She needs to give up the spandex leggings. Seriously. Where's the 10 speed?

Strang

lilo needs to cut back on her "consumption" a bit ...

Hunk Golden

Good call on the apocalypse. This is like the Gatekeeper and Keymaster getting together.

Anonymous

You mean the Gatekeeper and the Cryptkeeper. Someone get Lindsay a sandwich, stat.

Fargus

Is Lindsay Lohan dieing? Fuck she looks bad.

Turts

JensenA - I agree. Something along the lines of "Bald Ostrich" or "Monkey Head" came to my mind when I first saw Lindsay in the picture.

JensenA

WTF happened to Linsday??!?!? She used to be so beautiful. Now she's beginning to look like a hag!