Britney Spears shopping in Beverly Hills (8/11)

Did Britney Spears' boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick dump her? Sure, why not. From the National Enquirer:

Devastated Britney Spears has had her heart shattered again — she’s been dumped by boyfriend Jason Trawick, the ENQUIRER has learned. Britney’s dream of moving in with the hunky Hollywood agent and having his baby screeched to a halt when he told her it was all over, say friends of the 27-year-old pop diva. She was expecting him to move in with her after she returned from the European leg of her globe-trotting “Circus” tour. But instead of moving in, Jason said he wanted out of the relationship.

“It was just too fast, too soon for Jason,” a close source told The ENQUIRER.

Jason, 37, is a top agent with Hollywood’s William Morris Endeavor Entertainment. He has told Britney repeatedly that he would never marry, but Britney refused to believe him. She thought she could change his mind by having a baby with him.

Note to any guy dating Britney Spears: If that crazy bitch wants to marry you, do it. Not only will your retirement begin on your wedding day, but that retirement will be spent doing fun things like jamming $100s down strippers' g-strings. Tell me that doesn't beat a 65-year-old retiree's typical day of complaining, gardening, and more complaining. And for those of you with an ounce of dignity and a shred of self-respect, you could always do what the rest of us do when we don't have a sugar mamma to tend to our every desire: get a job marry for love move back in with our parents.

[Flynet]