Kids ruin everything

Brad Pitt at the German premiere of Inglourious Basterds in Berlin (7/28)

Brad Pitt used to have a pretty carefree life -- getting stoned whenever he wanted to -- until those damn kids had to come along and ruin everything. From RadarOnline:

[Pitt] told Bill Maher that he gave up marijuana when he began building his brood with partner Angelina Jolie. On Maher's HBO show Real Time, the gray-haired comedian waxed on a talent Pitt had for rolling joints. Maher recalled a New Year's Eve party where Pitt "just, all night, rolled these perfect joints. The most perfect joins I've ever seen."

Pitt countered with "I'm an artist."

In all seriousness, he explained that he gave up the green stuff in order to keep up with the busy pack--which includes Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and twins Vivienne and Knox.

"I'm a dad now, and you want to be alert."

The real reason Brad quit smoking the sticky is because it was making him paranoid . . . that Angelina would come home with another fucking kid. If I had that many children running around my house, I'd definitely be stoned 24/7. Because if there's one thing kids love, it's a parent with an imagination. "Hey kids, let's have candy and ice cream for lunch and then stare at the fish tank for an hour!"

[Flynet, WENN]

Bobert

I cannot imagine a better night than playing PS3 with Brad Pitt whilst stoned. Maybe with Megan Fox? . . . Yeah it would be better with Megan Fox.

lizzard

pot is wonderful. if pot makes you irresponsible, or lazy, or stupid, then you were already those things to begin with. you just abused the pot's goodness and therefore brought out your crummy personality traits. pot doesn't fix lame people, it just gives them the chance. :) hooray Brad!

jay

It isn't only kids that ruin everything, it is foolish people who raise them.

Really?

Really? Pot is the enemy? Come On guys..

Caden Canyon Twitter.com/Flash

Fucking serial cheater, snake-in-the-grass liar phony hypocrite w/ a tiny circumutilated pen|is.

But I wish him well. :]

Dank

I wish he would share with me.

Benjamin Button

HAHAHA, this is total Bullshit, I work in the film biz, and worked with Brad on Benjamin Button. I remember one night, where the AD's made my friend go home across town to get some weed so Brad could smoke. They went in his trailer around 6am after a long night of shooting. Got high and played ps3, now this was about 2.5 years ago, but i'm pretty sure they haven't had or adopted since then, and I used to see the kids running around all the time. SO MR. PITT I CALL BULLSHIT!!!!!

Anonymous

really? because yesterday on howard stern, tarantino said when he went to meet with pitt about the basterds flick, they where at the house pitt/jolie where renting while she filmed salt, and after the kids went to bed, pitt broke out the hash. he even gave some to qt for the ride home, and when qt asked for a pipe, pitt gave him a coke can.