Chick fight! Chick fight!

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson leaving the Hard Rock Cafe in New York (6/24)

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson got into it over the weekend in Chicago. Why? Because Ashlee Simpson is a fucking bitch of course. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

The pair was celebrating the first anniversary of Wentz's Chicago bar, Angels & Demons, on Saturday when the singer reportedly shouted at him to leave in front of partygoers. Simpson-Wentz had been drinking and the pair continued to argue heavily when they left the venue, according to reports.

A source said that Ashlee "came up completely wasted and yells at him to leave. They fought, she told him he was horrible in front of a whole group of people and made him leave his own party early. So they make a scene and leave the bar."

Pete and Ashlee aren't only fighting in public, they're going at it at home as well. A reenactment of a fight they had last week:

Ashlee: "Dammit Pete! Will you stop using my eyeliner! There's hardly any left!"

Pete: "Fine. Then give me back my black fingernail polish!"

Ashlee: "You can't have that, you traded it to me for my Replenishing Hair Masque."

Pete: *runs off weeping*

Ashlee: "Pussy!"

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Carlos

I'm confused. when you say the "singer," to whom to you refer? There must be a third party involved, because there certainly isn't a singer in this story.

BTW, "wannabe japanimation character twit" is hilariously fitting. I'm surprised there aren't any pics of this douche being raped by alien tentacles.

Anonymous

If they decide to separate, Pete will have to take off Ashlee's underwear and give it back to her.

PAZUZU

I sure wish this stupid, dyed black, non-bald, gel caked, comb forward, hair fad ends soon. Makes everyone look like some loser wannabe japanimation character twit. Bad fad.

v4vendetta14

When Ashley got her nose fixed, I thought she was hot for a minute.

Now she just looks like a bus-station skank... I guess she has to fight Pete for the eye-liner.

Caden Canyon Twitter.com/Flash

Wow, a gay bar in Chicago. The one place to go to be *guaranteed* the Cubs or the Bears aren't on all the HDTV during game night.

Good for you, Pete, FINALLY being open about your bisexuality. Also, BRAVO to you for embracing the GLBT community by giving them a *safe* haven to mingle.

I never read this story beyond "Pete Wentz bar", but I "ASSume" it's all about him not being str8, right? Maybe Pete let it out by accident and embarrassed Ashlee did a distractive jig on the dance floor so she let him have -- verbally (never sexually!) -- when they got home.