August 2009 Archives

Yasmin Jordao

Brazilian model Yasmin Jordao

Audrina Patridge out and about in Hollywood (8/27)

+ Jessica Alba is all wet [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kristen is your cute college girl of the week [College Humor]
+ Renee Zellweger in car accident [Just Jared]
+ Geri Halliwell cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ All the trashy chicks came out to the Daytime Emmys [Dlisted]

+ Disney buys Marvel for $4 billion [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Ivonnah Erskine is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Debra Messing is heavily airbrushed [Derek Hail]
+ Sexiest billboard ever? [Attuworld]

Hilary Duff on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (8/26)

Note to Hilary Duff: You're not famous nor talented enough to act like a diva. Also, please add an "L" to your first name. It's really annoying me. From the New York Post:

There was some unscripted drama on the "Gossip Girl" set Tuesday. A source told Page Six, "One of the girls refused to get out of her trailer" while the cast was filming near Gramercy Park. A second source confirmed the diva starlet was Hilary Duff, saying, "No one could believe they would actually hold up taping for her. Nobody in the cast behaves like that."

Can you really blame Hilary for acting like a diva? When your teeth look like Gary Busey's, it's natural to think you're a little better than everyone else.

Kate Moss is topless

Kate Moss appears topless in the October issue of V magazine and, jesus, is this chick ever not topless? If being topless all the time was equivalent to overrated Generals of the Civil War, Kate would be William Tecumseh Sherman. Yeah I went there. What are you gonna do about it motherfucker!

NOTE: To see the uncensored pic of Kate Moss topless, click the headline pic and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Penny Lancaster bikini pics!

Former model Penny Lancaster (Rod Stewart's wife) in St. Barts (Jan. 2007)

Katy Perry leaving h.wood nightclub in Hollywood (8/29)

Before you make fun of Katy for making an absolute mess, you try prying a piece of birthday cake from Perez Hilton's hands. He's like a fatass grizzly bear protecting his calorie-ridden cubs.

Larry King interviews Chris Brown

Chris Brown's first public interview since he used Rihanna's face as a speed bag is scheduled to air this Wednesday on Larry King Live. You can check out a short preview above. A transcript:

Larry King: When you hear about all the things the police and the reports say you did, how do you react to that?

Chris Brown: I, I ,I just look at, like, wow, like, I'm in shock because first of all that's not who I am as a person and that's not who I pride myself on being, so I just, when I, like, look at the police reports or when I hear about the police reports, I don't know, what, what to think. I just don't know what to think. It's just like, wow.

Larry: Do you remember doing it?

Chris: No

Larry: Don't remember doing it?

Chris: I don't, I don't, it's like, it's crazy to me, like, I'm like, wow.

It's crazy that Chris doesn't remember beating up Rihanna. I mean, it only happened six months ago. Besides Rihanna's blood all over the car, Rihanna's blood on his knuckles, Rihanna's statement, his statement, and his guilty plea, how do we really know it was Chris who beat her up? Just look at his bow tie and cashmere sweater. People who wear bow ties and cashmere sweaters don't beat up their girlfriends. Seems like we might have jumped the gun on this one.

Kristin Cavallari and "Stacie the Bartender" filming The Hills in Malibu (8/29)

Tara Reid's stomach is making a guest appearance next season!

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio at Fashion Fest in Mexico City (8/27)

Macaulay Culkin might be the father of Michael Jackson's son

The Sun is claiming that Macaulay Culkin is the real father of Michael Jackson's 7-year-old son Blanket. Culkin became close friends with Jackson after appearing in the 1990 hit Home Alone. The two had a falling out in the late '90s when Culkin's voice deepened and he started growing facial hair. From the tabloid:

Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his "perfect" family.

The source added: "This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him - that's why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."

Wow, talk about an awkward phone call.

Michael: "Macaulay, I need your sperm."

Macaulay: "But Michael! You said that last time would be . . . *sigh* . . . fine, pour me a glass of wine and put The Wiggles DVD on that scene I like."

Michael: "No, no, it's not like that this time."