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Guy Ritchie leaving the Kabbalah Centre in London (6/27)

Guy Ritchie is back with the succubus. Oh no. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Meanwhile, as tipped here recently, Madonna and Guy Ritchie also could be getting back together. While some Madonna friends agree with a London pal -- ''they are just friendly again because of their kids'' -- another Madonna source disagrees. "They probably will never remarry, but they are definitely back together, and that includes romantically. ... Madonna has become bored with [recent boytoy] Jesus Luz."

What could possibly be drawing Guy back to Madonna? Her money? He's already got it. Her looks? She never had any. He's not meeting new women? He owns a pub. No, there can only be one logical reason why Guy would ever get back together with that demon spawn: ~~the health and well-being of their kids~~ she threatened to throw a car at him.

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Nev

if this is true, l knew (and hoped)that it would happen...they were a good pair, l thought!

Whippet

The source is wrong and Madonna won't take this douchebag back.

Why do everybody only have the most disgusting and vitriolic opinions of Madonna, who in my opinion is an extremely successful, hardworking and stunning lady (for 50!).

What is the basis of your opinions? Who do you know in your family of friends who are 50 who look like her? Do any of you even know what a normal 50-year old look like? Do any of you have any clue what she has achieved over a career than span more than 3 decades? What exactly do you want her to do?

Would you respect her more if she had retired? Gave up? Made less music? Made fringe heavy metal instead of successful pop?

Do you want her to be MORE beautiful at her age? What the fuck do you people want from her and why?

Dorothy Gale

I want to pour a bucket of water over her head and watch her melt. Then, I can take her broom to the Wizard to prove that she's finally dead.

Whippet

Exactly as I thought. Your reason is probably less inane than most others. Congratulations. I rest my case.

Prince Charles

he's British. Madonna is a double-bagger by USA standards, but by British standards, she's a catch. think about it... how many hot chicks has Britain ever produced? Liz Hurley. that's pretty much it. even Princess Di, who was considered very attractive by British standards, wouldn't pass muster in your neighborhood Hooter's.

V-4-Vendetta

He misses that musty old lady smell...