Oh no, water!
Lindsay Lohan is fighting back against the paparazzi . . . SQUIRT GUN STYLE!!! That's Lindsay on Friday night attempting to soak the paparazzi as she returns to her friend's rented Malibu beach house. Wouldn't it be funny if she actually hit one of the cameras and destroyed it? She'd have no way to pay for the damages. She'd have to work as a paparazzo for a week to pay it off. Rated R for laughs.* Coming soon to a theater near you!
*and graphic sex scenes in the back of a Nissan Sentra, BMW 550i, Ford Explorer, and Dodge Caravan . . . and that's just in the first 30 minutes.
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Lindsay Lohan is fighting back against the paparazzi . . . SQUIRT GUN STYLE!!! That's Lindsay on Friday night attempting to soak the paparazzi as she returns to her friend's rented Malibu beach house. Wouldn't it be funny if she actually hit one of the cameras and destroyed it? She'd have no way to pay for the damages. She'd have to work as a paparazzo for a week to pay it off. Rated R for laughs.* Coming soon to a theater near you!
*and graphic sex scenes in the back of a Nissan Sentra, BMW 550i, Ford Explorer, and Dodge Caravan . . . and that's just in the first 30 minutes.
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