Tony Romo out and about in West Hollywood (1/9)

Us Weekly claims today that Tony Romo was carrying on an "emotional affair" with a piece-of-ass 22-year-old months before he dumped Jessica Simpson. From the magazine:
Jessica Simpson exuberantly announced Tony Romo -- "the man who loves me!" -- was at her Feb. 6 concert.

Backstage that night, Romo would introduce her to Natalie Smith, a younger, skinnier look-alike of the singer, who, multiple sources tell Us Weekly, he had been sending "flirty texts" to for months while still dating Simpson.

Multiple sources tell Us that Romo was having an emotional affair with Smith months before dumping Simpson on July 9, the eve of her 29th birthday.

Adds another pal of Smith, who typically dined with Romo when he'd visit his college town: "They've always flirted and texted each other. They had phone conversations one to two months before the breakup."
Emotional cheating? Please tell me this is a joke. I guess I should feel guilty this morning around my girlfriend since I emotionally fucked Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox last night. I'm surprised the chick who wrote this article -- make no mistake, a woman definitely wrote this article -- was even able to finish it in time, what with her busy schedule of burning her bra at rallies.

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  • Brad Wellen

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  • Charlene

    I really enjoyed the sexist twist ending to this article. I knew full well I was reading about one of the most important events of our time, a real 'Where Were You' moment akin to the assassination of JFK, the Berlin wall coming down, and the 9/11 attacks. Maybe more relevant to today's web reader/readers of this website than all three combined. I admit, I was on the edge of my seat at the title alone. Then at the end I discover this is not just a banal piece to be read in a few seconds at work while procrastinating on a TPS Report. This is not about third-rate, mediocre "celebrities" and baseless speculation from unnamed parties. No, this is thoughtful and contemporary social commentary. More specifically, it brings to light a completely modern and refreshing perspective to the often unavoidable relationships occurring between the sexes. I hope works like this initiate more dialogue into why most women are such asinine feminist harpies or, more importantly, why the writer felt the need to go back to Dad's Big Book of Cliches from the 60's to meticulously depict the image of a rabid feminist, drunk on the absurd idea of equality, savagely burning her bra. I am relieved 'UgliestGuy' took that philosophical baton in the comments and expanded on the pathetic personal struggles of the supposed female author (although, no evidence exists to the gender other than the obvious and insipid woman-ness). I applaud such forward thinking revolutionary intellectuals. Bravo.

  • Sunny

    Charlene, your comment made reading this article totally worth it.

    I love you.

  • UgliestGuy

    Smile and think of sunshine Cupcake and don't take things at this site seriously at all like when I say "ALL women are uptight!". Say, can I call you 'Cupcake'?

  • chica_grrrl

    i jus feel really bad fo her!!!

  • Mike

    Oh is that why Jessica brought him the boat-trying to buy him. Well Romo showed her he can't be brought. Way to go Tony! The Simpson can't own Tony. Simpson need to stop trying to smear Tony.

  • wofl5150

    Emo affair? Awesome, thats what you call

    bangin' a hot 22-year old piece of ass behind

    your equally hot but high-maintenance, twenty-eight year old piece of ass. To quote Kid Rock, from my hometown in Detroit,

    "even solid gold pussy gets old after a while.

    Tony Romo, good work my friend.

  • UgliestGuy

    "emotional affair"?? WTF!! Yeah, the writer must be a chick. I bet the term came up during a conversation with her cat, that she had during her period, after being dumped by her boyfriend, of two weeks!

  • Jeff

    Emotional affair? Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

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