Lindsay Lohan outside Sam Ronson's house in the Hollywood Hills (7/12)

This might be rock bottom for Lindsay Lohan -- even Russell "I'll fuck anything with a pulse or that had a pulse within the last hour or so" Brand won't fuck her. Apparently Lindsay's been flirting pretty heavily with Russell at a few Hollywood parties over the past month but Russell wants none of it. The latest rejection occurred at Diddy's Fourth of July party in Beverly Hills. A source told The Sun:
"Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway."
To put it into perspective just how low Lindsay has sunken, this dude once fucked a mannequin because it had nice tits. Russell Brand turning down a woman is like McDonald's turning down a fat kid.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • MIKE LITORIS

    PRODUCTION COMPANY??? PLEASE

  • Anonymous

    Who would have thought that the cute little freckle-faced girl from "The Parent Trap' would grow-up to be this coke whore?

  • LexLuv

    You folks are complete idiots to run a fake story. You picked up a story that was first published in 2008 and was proven false. You should really be ashamed of yourselves but given the dirt you wallow in like pigs, I doubt it.

  • MARIA

    russel WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ????

  • Nathiest

    OMG why are all you idiots running this story? You idiots do know that she has a production company right? Maybe and just maybe assholes she was just wanted to talk business with him.


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