you guys sound like babies. lol.

lol ... sure Kelly's comments are harsh but that does not make him wrong or not funny

Thanks Mike =)

lol ... sure Kelly's comments are harsh but that does not make him wrong or not funny

Let me get this straight... You are seeking intelligent discourse on a website that features pictures of the extremely lovely Jessica Alba mattress shopping, yet you say you don't have issues?

Let me educate you, my dear. The fact that your vocabulary includes multiple words for "vomit" does not display your level of intelligence as much as your severe lack of punctuation does. If you really want to impress someone (or several someones, which seems to be the goal as you're doing this in a public forum), you may want to use something slightly more imaginative than "retard" to insult. Some of us "intelligent types" are more impressed by this thing called "wit", rather than your ability to *regurgitate* catch phrases and common insults.

Now, if you're actually Jessica herself and are simply irritated at the pics and the way the drooling, lunkhead neanderthals are making the obvious sexual comments, then just say so. We'll understand. Otherwise, you may want to consider that you're coming off like someone with the worst vision in the world who's attempting to lead a bunch of blind people that are crossing a 6 lane highway and expecting us to be impressed.

Some random guy,

Actually I seek discourse pretty much every site I read and there is a comment section. This article, I just find so tasteless and pointless I just thought at first I would give my opinion on how lame it is, you people could have accepted opinion and provided your own, but you were too insulted when your thoughts of how great it would be to see Jessica in the real world on a bed was belittled by someone who thinks that article is sad at best.

Well I am not sure if I should be impressed by the fact your the first person to respond with a the level comprehension in the English language worth responding to. Somebody get this guy a cookie and a pat on the head. Actually on second thought, you failed to appreciate my use of the word "retard" and the quotation marks used. I was not using as my own but rather mocking Peter for his use of a word that is no longer politically correct & this is not something new. Did you even noticed how I actually said mentally handicapped with out quotation marks? It's called sarcasm since you obviously wouldn't know what it is if it hit you in the head. You might try reading between the lines a little more before you try to take someone down a notch.

As for my bad punctuation well it might actually be a point worth mentioning if everyone else here paid more attention in English class than I.

I don't believe I have the worst vision in the world, after all these comments are coming from people who's country went to war with Iraq over the assumption of WMDs, (something tells me this is the first you hear of this newsflash, no?) when it has just come to light that it was only hearsay to scare Iran. Furthermore, being a person that leads the blind people I will leave you with this quote "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King." Kind of appropriate given the article, the responses here and your fine example of an analogy.

Wait wait.... it JUST came to light that there were no WMD's?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Are you really THAT slow? We've known FOR YEARS that there were no WMD's to be found in Iraq and that Monkey Boy Bush was lying through his teeth. Also, there's this subtle thing called "context". Maybe you've heard of it? Let me give you an example. When I say (or type) the words "you're coming off like", it doesn't mean I'm making a direct statement about you. It means "this is how you are coming across".

I'm TERRIBLY amused at your feeble attempt to belittle my response by saying I didn't notice your use of quotation marks around the word retard. Yes, dear. I saw them. I also noticed that you said "mentally disabled" and "mentally handicapped". It's fucking "mentally challenged", you narcissistic moron! Get it right!

Do us both a favor, Kelly... Better yet, do THE WORLD a favor and THINK before you type or speak. I'll leave you with a quote as well. Next time you want to make accusations about other people not recognizing sarcasm, you may want to remember the old saying about "people in glass houses" throwing stones.

Oh.. one more thing... I actually like that pics like these remind us that Jessica and her peers are just normal people, not idols to be worshiped and praised.

I don't have issues, I just like to be really opinionated at times in a very blunt fashion. Even more when 3 people can only say shut up in various forms and a fourth can only comment about anal sex. As for the "sound retarded" well that proves my previous thoughts about you because if you think I sound "retarded" well your IQ must range in the single digit category. Hmmm, please raise your hand children if you have ever met someone who was mentally disabled who used the word regurgitating? Thought so, and as far as telling me off goes if you think I am about to listen to the likes of you when your idea of discourse is "SHUT THE FUCK UP"? Don't expect me to listen anytime soon. Mentally disabled people tend to use simple phrases over and over that are easy to digest and remember so what does that say about the majority of you? Happy 4th "retards"! Now kindly go play with fireworks at close range.

kelly SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Wow, someone has serious issues.

Where is the respect ?

I think Jessica set a new record in the quickest fall from sex object to contemptible hag. That goes to show that women with no talent should keep their mouths shut unless they are using their mouth for extracurricular activities.

Well considering I asked A) use your brain much? B) was please apart of it? and C) Did I forget to mention I am one who doesn't like to be told what to do? I am finding it hard to figure out which "Shut up, bitch" is meant for, care to clarify? ... next time you try to be coy please do so in an intelligent manner instead of just regurgitating two thirds of the previous post and as for bitch, well I am not your mother so don't get us confused now ahaha.

Here's a thought.

If you're going to insult other people's intelligence in a written forum, you may want to make sure that your use of "your" and "you're", your use of capitalization, as well as the use of punctuation in the run-on sentences, is correct. There's nothing more ridiculous than someone who sounds like an illiterate idiot insulting the intelligence of others in public.

Hahaha, good one. Bitch got told

You sound retarded. As for words, I've only got one for you: "Shhhhhhhhhhhh".

joe,

google the song "what, what in the butt" that's prolly your personal anthem and not in the heterosexual sense

as for the person who wrote and submitted this article I am not sure what is more pathetic; the fact you took the pictures or you getting paid for them. All your showing that she is just like everyone else, get back to me when you have something scandalous or just leave the celebrities alone.

shut...up

I might have actually been offended if you chose to use more than 2 words as a response ... use your brain much? or maybe it was 3 and "please" was part of it, would that be a safe assumption? only goes to show that your large vocabulary is a result of multiple generations of inbreeding. Perhaps your the "author" of this piece of crap and that was all you could write in between your sobs of insecurity and the realization that your life is pretty fucking pointless at this time. Did I forget to mention I am one who doesn't like to be told what to do? :P

Since you asked, here are three words: "Shut up, bitch".

i'd do her up the butt

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Bonjour Marie. Comment ça va ?