So...is that blender going back into circulation after Lohan touched, breathed, coughed, sneezed (add more disgusting verbs) on it? I mean, sterilizing the appliance is not enough, they should just burn the damn thing.

Jesus, nice forehead for someone only 22 years old ... yikes. I can't wait 'til she's 40 but she'll probably be dead by then.

Can you catch a sexually-transmitted disease by drinking one of the milkshakes she prepared?

So they finally figured out how to make a fist-flavored milkshake. Here's the secret ingredient: Fist.

From several million bucks to star in Herbie Fully Loaded to $800 to appear at a milkshake hut and pretend to drink one.

Yeah, that's called career advancement.

Never heard of it. And by "it", I mean Lindsay Lohan. lol jk jk

This alleged "Millions Of Milkshakes" place must be doing pretty piss-poor in business if even *I* haven't heard of it!!!!

Wow. I'm older than her, and she looks much older than me. That spray tan is doing NOTHING for her already dessicated flesh. Don't do drugs, kids. Or bang ugly lesbians.

The LL recipe:

Grey Goose

Red Bull

Cocaine

Fish oil for that hint of pussy smell

Holy cow!

She's finally learning a marketable skill! Perhaps now she will become a productive member of society!

Lindsay says, "Does cocaine taste good in a milkshake? Never mind, I'll just put that ingredient up my nose."

WHO DID YOU PISS OFF AT GOOGLE??? WONT BRING UP YOUR SITE ON A SEARCH ANYMORE.

but you took and posted how many photo's???

The main ingredients are cocaine, alcohol, and various "prescription" drugs. You are being too kind by leaving them out...

Caption Contest:

"Ewwwwww. Carbs."

It's a shame she looks like such shit for her age. It's all downhill from here.

you took the highroad... what flavor equates with desperation?