The twins

Bouncy, Bouncy

Katy Perry revealed on her Twitter last week that she has a nickname for her boobs: the twins (I don't know how I missed this. I have a Google News email alert setup for the word "boobs"). Also, she helps avoid wardrobe malfunctions by skipping rope before shows. Brilliant. From her Twitter:

Usually I test out an outfit b4 shows by jumpin rope, make sure the twins r gonna stay in the holder.Today I didn't test. Almost had a SHOW!

Katy's doing it wrong. Would I pay to see her sing in concert? No. Would I pay to see her skipping rope? Absolutely. It's cute that almost overnight Katy's become a millionaire and world famous recording artist. But she could have become a billionaire if she'd just chosen a profession for which her "talents" are more suited -- like calisthenics instructor.

[Flynet, WENN]

Mark

novelty song hit?, already done by Jill Sobule in the 90's? yes except no one even cares to imagine Jill Sobule....ugh.. kissing a girl. should have kept that to herself. Dumb song by unattractive girl.

Pondering the notion of stunning Katy kissing a girl? Dumb song yes, but stunning girl kissing imaginary other stunning girl? much better.

504bandit

I'd hit it/

jerk

...novelty song hit, already done by Jill Sobule in the 90's...been there done that. Forget wardrobes and get naked. Well, maybe in 5-10 years she'll pull a Tiffany.

master yoda

Cute girl, sweet body, novelty song hit.. 5 years from now... Katy who?

The STUMP

Someone needs to talk her into a playboy centerfold. Hef would have to be a fag to turn her down.