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Inside the Staples Center RIGHT NOW! OMG!

I'll keep this post updated throughout the day.

UPDATE (10:42 PST)
: We have our first celebrity sighting, the star of the 1987 hit Summer School: Kirstie Alley!

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UPDATE (11:08 PST): They closed the 101 Freeway in LA for the motorcade to the Staples Center. When asked to comment, the average LA commuter replied, "FUCK YOU MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!"

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UPDATE (11:50 PST): According to E! the memorial service is costing the city of LA at least $3.5 million:
...And rising. For a city that is operating on a deep deficit.

"We have city employees getting pink slips because the city dollars are not there," points out L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine. But even though city officials have asked AEG to pick up some of the public costs, the company has declined, Zine tells me. AEG did not respond to my requests for comment.

"You would think AEG would say, 'We're the ones who did this, we could have had a private ceremony and not a major public memorial.' AEG is a big entertainment company. They're going to get international coverage and tons of publicity from this."
$3.5 million? So a few parks don't get mowed for the rest of the year and little Timmy trips over some weeds and breaks his leg. Big fucking deal. How many #1 hits has that stupid kid had? Little punk.

  • Homer

    You would be singing a different story if that was your ass that he stuck his weiner in cerwin. M.J. Is burning in hell right now.

  • shakingmyhead

    when a black man is honored, white people can't stand it.

    generic reply #1 he wasn't black

    generic reply #2 that's rascist

    generic reply #3 fuck you but it's true

  • cerwin

    innocent until proven guilty.

  • Lew

    It is funny how pedophiles are excepted in society and killed in prison

  • Kad

    3.5M$ is nothing, The world earned billions with him.

  • cerwin

    have some respect you idiots. you sir.. Homer.. are useless. go kill yourself.

  • Homer

    I don't know why he needs a memorial, he touched little boys. He is going straight to hell. This whole thing is useless.

  • Lew

    This suxs! mj SUXS! He was a pain in the ass freak when he was alive! He is a pain in the ass now that he is dead! To bad we can't drop some napalm where all this is going on and kill off some more freaks!

  • v4vendetta14

    Looks more like Al Sharpton with a nice headband on...

  • UgliestGuy

    Wow, Kirstie lost some weight eh!


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