Wow, Josh really looks like he's in love

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have finally settled into the normal routine of a married couple: fighting and more fighting. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Publicly they're painting a picture of sheer bliss, but behind the scenes, cracks in their young marriage are beginning to show. [Josh] is a traditional guy, and he wants a family, however Fergie doesn't seem capable of slowing down long enough to really consider children. She's the toast of the music world with Black Eyed Peas and has an incredibly hectic schedule touring, recording and performing.

"[Fergie] is doing a ton of publicity and even designing her own line of shoes. There aren't enough hours in the day for everything she wants to do. Plus, she's a major partier."

A recent incident at Hollywood's trendy Cinespace brought the couple's issues into the forefront, a source told The ENQUIRER.

"Fergie looked so drunk that night that she was basically throwing up as her security team escorted her out through the kitchen," the source said. "She'd been pounding back vodka and tequila. Josh was nowhere to be seen that night. You'd never think she was a newly married woman! Josh is still madly in love with her, and she loves him. But Josh wants Fergie to grow up."

If Josh is waiting for Fergie to come around on the whole children issue, he better learn patience. Because if there's one thing I learned in High School Biology (and that one drunken night in college that I should probably speak to a therapist about), it's that you can't make a baby if both people have a penis. If Josh really wants a kid, he should just do what everyone else in Hollywood does: adopt from Africa get a surrogate date Britney Spears.

[Flynet]