Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian at Bravo's "A-List Awards" in L.A. (4/5)

In an interview with Marc Malkin of E! yesterday, Khloe Kardashian (aka the "big one") left open the possibility that she'd pose for Playboy one day. Aw dammit. Khloe said:
"I like doing things for a reason, and not just because someone gave me a big check. So I personally will say, not right now, but I can't say never."
The sad thing about this story is that Hugh Hefner would probably let Khloe pose. He's 83. He's so senile that his staff asks him who he wants the next Playmate of the Month to be and his response is "Get President Truman on the phone!" 83 is kind of a large number to wrap your head around, so let me put it into perspective just how old he is: The average playmate is 22-years-old. Hugh once left his turn signal on longer than that.

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  • Peter Gozinyou

    I would totally do her... if she cut off her penis, removed her Adam's apple, and looked more like my mom. Just kidding, she can keep her penis.

  • Initial_G

    Kloe K in Playboy? Hahahahaha! When did Playboy start featuring spreads with dudes?

    Glad I don't waste my money on PB.

  • Legend

    Didn't she already pose years ago? Wait that was 'Chyna' her long lost twin.

  • netstarman

    Did Playboy lose a bet, When are they going to let Gorgo the giant to pose nude? I think Hef is losing his mind if he is going to put "fatty fatty two by four can't get her big blob ass thru the kitchen door" on a cover or the back pages of Playboy.

  • Anonymous

    Will the issue be devoted to Amazon-American Women?

  • JDawg

    When you compare her to her 5 foot, size 2 sisters she may look big but being 5'9 she is super thin. It's not normal OR attractive to weigh 120 pounds and be 5'9. Supermodels have regulations against being that thin as well. Let's focus on using your critisim for a better issues and leave gossip sites snide comments to the creator...

  • terry

    Courtney is the best of the three

  • Chris

    Kim has a head shaped like a space alien. The big one is disgusting.

    The only one attractive is on the right.

  • Nick

    Holy shit, she does have a head like a space alien. Good call dude.

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • Bio

    How about a threesome? I find them all hot although Kim would be my first choice. yum yum

  • Dating Misanthrope

    Ok, I have seen her (ironically, at a Johnny Rocket's...she should lay off that shit.) In person, she is even my fug and fat than in pics. Don't think Playboy is going to let her pose in Spanks.

  • Doug Morrow

    Oh god! Whhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

  • PAZUZU

    I thought beastiality was illegal, Hef better watch out.

  • 8 inches

    She's more likely to pose for PlayGirl.

  • cerwin

    AAAAAAAAAAAHahahahaha! That was funny stuff. It deserved a comment on its own!

  • Deano

    Dammit man I am trying to eat here!!!While I am sure someone wants to see a naked Sasquatch I will pass.They need to money and get Kourtney's fine ass in there.

  • shenanighans

    Agreed!


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