Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr in Sydney (2/26)

Orlando Bloom is passing up a $15 million+ payday for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie because he wants to spend more time with his girlfriend, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr. From UK tabloid News of the World:
Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom is giving up his movie treasure quest - because he has all the booty he needs at home. The star is turning down a part in the fourth Pirates flick to spend more time with Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr.

I'm told: "Orlando loved the films but thinks it's time to bow out because they tied up nicely for his character Will Turner. The producers are OK with that because they want to concentrate on the new adventures of Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow."
What the hell is Orlando thinking? Dude, I don't care if Miranda's vagina is made of cinnamon and rose petals, $15 million is $15 million. With that kind of money he could travel to some Eastern Bloc country and buy as many eager-to-please girls as he wanted. The real reason why he's sticking with her must be that she's either spectacular in bed or just has that certain "je ne sais quoi" quality Orlando's looking for in a woman -- a large penis.

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[Flynet]

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Like they say; you pay for it one way or another lol

Who else, but desparate celebrities) makes out on their tiny little balcony??? Famewhores....

Her body language in the kiss pics is like 'Ew, get away from me'.

I salute you, celebslam-blogger (i dont know who you are) i rarely find your posts funny, but this is funny, because it is true :)

I call BS. I bet he was never offered a role in PotC 4 nor a $15 million payday.

No way he is that stupid. Surely Miranda wasn't his first. She just doesn't have the equipment to be that good.

Now Miranda knows what Johnny Depps asshole tastes like.

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