OK, we get it

That is just unnecessary

OK Jada Pinkett Smith, we get it. You sex life is fantastic. It's amazing. Who cares. From the New York Post:
The more Jada Pinkett Smith brags about her incredible sex life with Will Smith, the more it makes us wonder whether she doth protest too much. Why the sales job? What are we buying? Jada's most recent over-sharing comes in Shape magazine, where she gushes: "When you have three kids, you've got to take your opportunities when they come."
Translation: "My husband's not gay!"
"In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild."
Translation: "I swear my husband's not gay!"
"We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let's just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on."
Translation: "WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!"

I might have been interested in a story about Jada's sex life if this had come out in 1991 . . . and had been about Carmen Electra. Hearing about the sexual escapades of a woman in her late thirties who's a mother of three is about as much of a turn on as Rosie O'Donnell in spandex. Besides, I'm sure if Will really wanted to get Jada all hot and bothered he wouldn't have to give her a special look. He'd just have to show her his checking account.

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[WENN]
July 17, 2009
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  • Katie

    He can do so much better than her. She's a hypocrite that cannot act

  • Carter Forster

    He's got *such* an asshole big ego, he needs someone who couldn't even come CLOSE to being in the range of eclipsing him. He found that in that untalented lesbo guttersnipe.

  • edgy

    I think he's actually gay and she's either lesbian or just too comfortable with the lie, i mean life they have together

  • brankind

    So Will likes Trannies who can't act. Who cares.

  • UgliestGuy

    In the limo, did she use a dildo or her own dick on Will??

  • Carter Forster - London, Ontar

    Anyone who has to brag that much about getting it, simply isn't. LYING guttersnipe.

    Fuck them both. Assholes.

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