Vanessa Minnillo leaving The Wiltern Theater in LA (6/1)

In their latest issue, the National Enquirer implies that Sam Ronson and the newly-single Vanessa Minnillo may be scissoring each other:
Former Lindsay Lohan galpal Samantha Ronson deejayed the Reebok Easy Tone Footwear Celebration party held at a private Beverly Hills estate on June 23 and was seen chatting for a long time with newly single Vanessa Minnillo. Hmmmm...
It's a well known fact that the way to seduce a young Hollywood starlet is with either money, looks, or power. Since Sam has none of those qualities, there can be only one explanation for her recent success with some of Tinseltown's hottest ass (of course I'm talking about the 2006 version of Lindsay Lohan): incredibly long fingers a tongue like a snake wizardry. Don't believe me? Just ask her how many goals she scored in last week's Quidditch game.*

*Oh my God! The new Harry Potter movie premieres tomorrow!!! *squeals*

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[Pacific Coast News]

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Samantha's family have loads of money and she's not hard on the eyes either. You people are idiots and the shit you post is hilarious. Samantha is in love with Lindsay and Lindsay is in love with Samantha. Deal with it.

Sam is really an ugly dude with a huge penis. Why else would Lindsay want any part of her...I mean him.

In what universe is Samantha not hard on the eyes. She is ugly as sin. Lindsay was vunable at the time they hooked up and plus her addicitive personality and that was all she wrote.

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