Megan Fox outside Fuse Studios in New York (6/26)
Remember that story on Tuesday about Shia LaBeouf probably nailing Megan Fox? Well maybe we shouldn't erect a statue of his penis in the middle of Times Square quite yet. He probably didn't hit that. From Fox News:
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Remember that story on Tuesday about Shia LaBeouf probably nailing Megan Fox? Well maybe we shouldn't erect a statue of his penis in the middle of Times Square quite yet. He probably didn't hit that. From Fox News:
"I understand the introspection that way, we have been working with each other for years now. She is a very attractive girl and I am a red blooded 23-year-old," LaBeouf said. "I get it ...It makes sense to me but it is just a professional relationship regardless of what my wishes and hopes would be."Megan "enjoys his personality" and thinks he's "absurdly witty"? Oh man, that's the kiss of death. "I enjoy your personality" is chick-speak for "You will never see me naked." Plus, the fact that Megan thinks of Shia in a "brother-sister" kind of way means that the only way he's ever going to be able to score with her is if they both move to the Ozarks . . . or turn into the Jolie siblings.
But how does Fox feel about the romance rumors?
"We have just a real good natural chemistry. I enjoy the shit out of him, I enjoy his personality a lot," she said. "He is absurdly witty, I love him to death and we sort of have like a natural banter, brother-sister relationship that we both enjoy."
Yeah, he didn't get any.
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
Brother-sister relationship? The only worse thing to hear from a hot chick's mouth is the dreaded "it's not you, it's me" statement. Those words could even be used as an antidote for an overdose of Viagra, along with any picture of Rosie O'Donnell.
He already said his mother was his perfect woman. That is code for gay.
He's no Pauly Shore.
she should be in porn.. shes got nothing but looks. seems like a stuck up bitch to me
Np prob if he can't score with Fox. Maybe she wants to but he not coming up off that cash man. So he would rather keep it peace and just sport slam younger better looking Fox types for zero price.
On a serious note, I wouldn't last 8 seconds inside her mouth. THAT'S how much I respect her as an individual.
she was paying him compliments.its not code for anything.i guess you dont have a girlfriend