Lindsay might move to London

Lindsay thinks English people like her

Is a move to England in Lindsay Lohan's future? Sure . . . if she can collect enough cans to pay for airfare. She told People (UK):

"I am so in love with Sam but the truth is neither of us can ever stop arguing with one another. I wake up every morning and despite being more in love with Sam than I have been with anyone in the past, in all honesty I don’t know if we’ll still be together by the time we go to bed.

"We both love England and it would be good to get away from here. I feel trapped sometimes. British people tell me that they really like me so maybe I would do well working over there."

Lindsay shouldn't move to England -- they're far too puritan. She needs to move to a country where they're more tolerant of drug abuse, opinionated women, and homosexual relationships -- like Saudi Arabia. Of course there's really only one reason why a woman like Lindsay should move to a country like that: she'd have to cover up her face whenever she was out in public.

[WENN]

Carlos

I've for Lindsay to come back with a British accent-just not a proper one. I want her to comeback with a cockney accent like an old English whore.

Cynthia

My, this girl is pathetic, desperate and stubborn. She calls the paps just to stay relevant! If she thinks she's going to find work while she carries herself in this coked out drunken state that she literally lives in every day, then she's more delusional than I thought. She had the nerve to tell Mischa to get her life together, lush calling the crackhead crack!?

Anonymous

Lindsay is mistaken. She was well-liked in England when she was that cute little freckle-faced girl who was filming "The Parent Trap" there. She is now a coked-out, alcoholic, sex-crazed pseudo-lesbian from one of the most f*cked-up families on earth. I can see them welcoming her with open arms...and closed fists!

speedmonkey.net

yeah the problem is the Pound is twice the USD... she'll have to collect twice as many cans...

Litsa

Good for her. The US government should round up the following contestants and send them along as well. Keep them there forever.

Madonna

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwen Stefani

Cheers mate!

atorontogal

Is skanklo homeless? Why the hell does the chick always carry so many bags?? I think her dad has more money than she does now!!! ha...sad sad pathetic girl! Get A REAL JOB!!

Anonymous

You would carry a lot of bags too if you owned as many vibrators as Lindsay and Sam the Man. If they move to England they will have to pay for an extra airline seat for all of their sex toys. After the move, Lindsay can add "exiled coke whore" to her resume.

How can we miss her when she won't go away?

Carl Sagan's Corpse

LL and that dumb chick married to the Coldplay singer strongly suggest to me the existence of a "moron" gene not yet discovered by scientists.

Gdrive

happy trails!!

Anonymous

Worked real well for Mischa Barton

v4vendetta14

I guarantee she is going to come back and try to pass off a bullshit british accent.

And not the good attempt like gwyneth paltrow. More like that retard, Britney Spears.