Lindsay Lohan to appear on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here?

Remember last week -- after Russell Brand wouldn't even fuck her -- when I said Lindsay Lohan had hit absolute rock bottom. I was wrong. She might do a reality show. Oh the shame! From the Mirror:
I hear both the UK and US versions of I'm A Celebrity are desperate to sign the wild party girl as a contestant for the next series of their shows.

My source in the know tells me: "Lindsay's the perfect person for a reality show like I'm A Celeb. She's young, fallen and there's an element of tragedy in her life. Most people who go on the show are in need of a healthy pay cheque and also want to raise their careers from the dead. Lindsay is perfect fodder for the show. This could potentially net her up to £250,000. She could certainly do with the money."
Can you imagine Lindsay trapped on a desolate island without the bare necessities -- like booze, cigarettes or hand sanitizer? That'd be almost as cruel as making Tyra Banks go without a mirror or forcing Mickey Rourke to bring one. On the other hand, spending time away from some of the negative influences in her life might be exactly what the doctor ordered . . . well, that and a vaginal rejuvenation. Lindsay, tell Dr. Matlock I sent you.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • Anonymous

    Lindsay, please feed your hungry vagina - it's starting to eat your pants.

  • Anonymous

    I see stanky camel-toe!

  • Nudgie

    "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me a Hit!!!!"

  • Limpy Dan

    Is her vag stuck to those pants?? I think I see labia. I'll fuck her when she's dead, maybe.

  • Nameless

    I called it a while back that her next stop in life is reality TV ie I'm a Celebrity. That or Celebrity Rehab.

    This coke whore couldn't go 4 weeks without a snort and a heavy drink so I doubt she'll could even do it-- even for that much money.

    Her next stop should be carpet munching for Vivid.

  • litsa

    She should just do Hustler and be done with.


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