Being Leo DiCaprio is fun

Leo DiCaprio caused "mass hysteria" by "over-excited females" when he showed up to London's Jalouse nightclub last weekend. Boy if I had a nickel . . .  A witness told the London Evening Standard:

"Leonardo was sitting with Freddie in the VIP area, just relaxing and soaking up the atmosphere. The women were literally throwing themselves at him but Leo seemed more interested in having fun with his friends. Every time he got up to go anywhere there were about five girls who were acting like his shadow. There was security present at all times, so it never got out of hand."

But it was a different story when he decided to leave the club around 3am yesterday. Our spy said: "The group of girls realised that he was leaving, and they were so desperate to meet him that they raced out to try and find him."

It must be nice being Leo DiCaprio and having chicks throw themselves at you. I couldn't get that much attention from women at a nightclub if I pissed Manolo Blahnik shoes and crapped Louis Vuitton Handbags. The best way I've discovered to garner interest from the ladies at a bar: lie. I've found lines like "I can lick my own eyebrows" and "Yes, I have a job" seem to work best.

[Flynet]