Katie Holmes on the set of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark in Melbourne (7/27)

Katie Holmes was almost car-b-qued last weekend on the Australian set of new film Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. Mmmm... Toasty! From RadarOnline:
Actress Katie Holmes narrowly escaped injury on the set of her upcoming movie, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, in Victoria, Australia over the weekend. Holmes was shooting a scene inside a car when the vehicle's battery exploded -- sparking smoke and fumes -- before the car then caught fire. The exploding battery was not a part of the film.

In the Miramax film, [Holmes] plays a woman stalked by evil gnomes.
Talk about art imitating life. The fact that Katie's new film is about a "woman stalked by evil gnomes" is almost as fitting as Jennifer Aniston starring in The Break Up or Ashton Kutcher starring in the made-for-TV classic Talentless Douche: Seriously, Please Go Away. If Katie really wants to end her relationship with Tom Cruise, she doesn't need to fake her own death -- she just needs to make him uninterested. My first suggestion: lingerie, lots and lots of sexy lingerie, preferably, crotchless.

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  • shenanighans

    "a woman stalked by evil gnomes."

    Isnt that her every day life with Tom?

  • UgliestGuy

    Bad idea with the lingerie thing, Tom loves to wear them.

  • Carter Forster

    I'm *sure* the Scientolonut was greatly exaggerating.


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