Jessica Simpson in LA (7/28)
Call me crazy, but maybe Jessica Simpson should have started this whole "I'll show him -- I'll lose weight" crusade before she got dumped by Tony Romo. From OK! magazine:
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Call me crazy, but maybe Jessica Simpson should have started this whole "I'll show him -- I'll lose weight" crusade before she got dumped by Tony Romo. From OK! magazine:
"Right after Tony ended things, Jessica said, ‘I want my old body back,'" a friend of the singer reveals in the new issue of OK!. "She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out.Did you catch that line? "She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out." She started to clear it out. She didn't even finish. With a trash bag. Holy shit, her kitchen must have looked like a fucking 7-Eleven.
"Jess is serious about getting her body back into fighting shape. Working out is helping to give her focus and clear her head. It’s better than sitting around moping or throwing pity parties with ice cream sundaes. She doesn’t want to give anyone more reason to not take her seriously. She’s tired of weight being a talking point."
She's the tit in Titleist.
Why the hell do women do this (I suppose men too). Only look good and in-shape when single; turn into a lazy hang-ass slob when involved or married.
Because women are evil.
Jessica
Don't you know you can't become a fat cow until after you married him......of course he gonna leave you for leaner pussy.
Good for you girl all the best. Be blessed.
I don't care if she gains forty pounds,I would still hit that SO HARD!!
How? With what? With your fist? Baseball bat? I don't get it. What has her weight got to do with you hitting her with a baseball bat?
What's the quickest weight loss plan for a woman? Get divorced.
All that grief is really just Mother Nature's way of getting her in shape to attract another mate.
Lol!
It's been reported that Romo has banished her from his home. Not true. He just put a lock on the refrigerator. She's free to go into the areas of the house where there are no snacks.
Just wait, her ass will soon be hard enough to crack walnuts.