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No Jessica, you're supposed to ask someone else to smell your finger

Native American groups are up in arms today after Jessica Simpson (pictured above leaving a gym in West Hollywood yesterday) told TMZ cameras earlier this week that she would never take back the boat she bought ex-boyfriend Tony Romo for his birthday because she's not an "Indian giver." Jacqueline L. Pata, executive director of the National Congress of American Indians, told Us Weekly:
The concept of Indians giving and sharing with one another is where the term originated, she explains, but has somehow morphed into an insensitive phrase that stereotypes Native people as ones who give and then take back.

"Most people flippantly use the comment 'Indian giver' without realizing its true meaning, Pata tells Us.

Pata says Simpson's latest gaffe could be "a good chance to educate people not to stereotype Native Americans by using a comment this is both incorrect in the way most people use it, and culturally insensitive to Native people."
Clearly some sort of apology on Jessica's part is in order here. I think it'd be a nice gesture to throw a party for all the Indians she offended and give them as much white man firewater as they can handle. Wait, that was offensive wasn't it. Aw dammit, I'm no good at this. I should have stuck to my original joke about eagle feathers and shiny beads . . . aw dammit again.

NOTE: In Jessica's defense, she thought the phrase referred to the Cleveland Indians.

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  • moo

    Furthermore, Jessica Simpson IS STUPID!!!! She doesn't KNOW any better!!!! It's not nice to point at "mentally challenged" people (there! did I use "the correct term" because dog forbid I wouldn't want to OFFEND ANYONE.....).

  • moo

    ALL races should just STFU! I am so sick of this crap... every fucking person in the world is oppressed, ok? GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!! AND, quit yer bitchin! What a dog damn waste of time....... great. Now my Friday sucks..........

  • Jacq

    First, we lost Speedy Gonzalez. Then, Pepe LePew. Now you can't even say Indian giver? Seriously, get the hell over it.

  • JN

    And I hope Jaqueline shoots both your dumb asses in the back. Or better yet, scalps you with a rusty tomahawk. Woo woo woo that, muthafuckas!

  • v4vendetta14

    Fuck the American indians and fuck you Jaqueline Pata. A big Fuck YOU to all interest groups. And Fuck you US Weekly for printing garbage.

    Did you notice the indians were crying yesterday too? I threw a bunch of trash out on the highway.

    I'd like to "educate" Jaqueline with a drop kick to the throat.

  • wofl5150

    Hey, Jacqueline Pata, whoever the hell you are,shut the f#%* up. Nobody cares about your feelings, just cash your casino check and get the fuck away from the microphone.

    By the way, let me just say "woo woo woo,

    woo woo woo. Now piss off.


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