Jessica Simpson at the AT&T National pro-am event in Washington, D.C. (7/1)

You know, sometimes I think Celebslam focuses too much on "guy stuff" like boobs and hot chicks in bikinis and boobs. I'm totally ignoring the interests of my female readers -- e.g. I never talk about cute outfits, hair, or makeup. Well that's gonna change starting with these pics of Jessica Simpson. Did she add highlights? She looks great.

NOTE: I'll give you one guess as to who this dude beat off to last night.

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She is soooo f'g hot. Damn! Dumb as a rock but hot as the sun.

My pants feel funny.

That dude is totally "bust"ed.

fuck those things need to come out

her ass is sooo flat

Who cares about her ass? I wouldn't see it anyway. She would be riding me like a horse.

I hope Tony is man enough to handle Jessica. She is a major league woman with an all star body.

"It's a bit nippy in here. Anyone else feel that? No? Just me then?"

She's a walking/talking cunt. :-D

She's a beautiful woman. Tony Romo is one lucky dude.

Best pictures ever on Celebslam? Yes.

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