Jessica Simpson in D.C. yesterday

Jessica Simpson in D.C. yesterday

Jessica Simpson at the AT&T National pro-am event in Washington, D.C. (7/1)

You know, sometimes I think Celebslam focuses too much on "guy stuff" like boobs and hot chicks in bikinis and boobs. I'm totally ignoring the interests of my female readers -- e.g. I never talk about cute outfits, hair, or makeup. Well that's gonna change starting with these pics of Jessica Simpson. Did she add highlights? She looks great.

NOTE: I'll give you one guess as to who this dude beat off to last night.

[WENN]

Hugh

Ass-less wonder!

Peter Gozinyou

Best pictures ever on Celebslam? Yes.

James

She's a beautiful woman. Tony Romo is one lucky dude.

Ecstasy Sexton - 519.709.6967

"It's a bit nippy in here. Anyone else feel that? No? Just me then?"

She's a walking/talking cunt. :-D

cowbulls

I hope Tony is man enough to handle Jessica. She is a major league woman with an all star body.

Mike Oxbig

Who cares about her ass? I wouldn't see it anyway. She would be riding me like a horse.

Commy Killa

her ass is sooo flat

Gdrive

fuck those things need to come out

8 inches

That dude is totally "bust"ed.

Mike Oxbig

My pants feel funny.

Boo

She is soooo f'g hot. Damn! Dumb as a rock but hot as the sun.