Jessica Simpson taking the high road in split with Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo back

Jessica Simpson's taking the high road in her split with Tony Romo . . . just kidding, she's begging him to take her back. Everyone wave goodbye to Jessica's dignity. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Poor Jessica Simpson is having a tough time getting over being dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Supposedly Simpson's parents have advised her to get counseling -- especially since Jessica has reportedly begged Romo to take her back.

Don't count on that. The NFL star is totally done with his ex-girlfriend, tired of her ''neediness,'' said a longtime Romo team pal Wednesday.

Since Tony's through with Jessica, I'm assuming he won't be needing the child safety covers for his electrical outlets anymore. If you're in the market for 50 or so of those things, give him a call -- *cough*audrinapatridgesboyfriend*cough* -- I'm sure he'll cut you a great deal.

[WENN]