Joe Simpson and Tony Romo playing golf in Studio City (1/8)

It was widely believed that Papa Joe Simpson was behind Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's first break-up last year. The only reason the couple got back together (I mean besides Jessica's awesome rack) was because Joe promised to take a step back. Oh hey, you'll never guess who didn't take a step back. From Fox News:
Another inside source said that Jessica’s manager/father Joe Simpson’s meddling ways most likely took its toll on the relationship, which is the reason why they split the first time fourteen months ago. We’re told Joe promised he’d take a step back when the couple reunited but he was still too involved in his daughter’s private life.

"At one point Joe was even giving Tony football advice which doesn’t go down well," said an insider. "Tony was a football superstar before he got mixed up in Hollywood, this move will be probably be good at least for his career."
I can't believe Tony's using Joe as the scapegoat for the break-up. What an absolute betrayal. After all, it was Joe who introduced him to Jessica. It was Joe who told him the secret combination to unlocking Jessica's pants (kiss her on the neck, right below the ear). It was Joe who told Tony what champagne to get Jessica drunk on to get her to do "pretty much anything." Congratulations Cowboys fans, you have Benedict Arnold leading your team.

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  • cowbulls

    Jessica needs to tell her Dad to back off. No woman, no matter how great a body is worth that crap.

  • jay

    Joe: So tell me Tony, how do you like my girl?

    Tony: I've tried, Joe, but I just can't go for loose...


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