I bet he caught crabs

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in L.A. (7/4)

That's Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz celebrating the Fourth of July in LA. Did you know Tito is deathly afraid of fireworks? It's true. At one point during the night, he was so freaked out by all the loud booms that he actually crawled into Jenna's vagina and hid. The scary part is Jenna didn't see him again until the next morning. Turns out he got lost and only by sheer luck did he find his way out.

[Pacific Coast News]

DR.FUNK

@NADINE

Agreed.She actually looks normal.Now...about that hideous neck tattoo.Tito appears to be near fight shape.Wonder if he's got anything left?

Nadine

It's the first time I see a picture of Jenna J. looking like a real person (as opposed to an anorexic plastic surgery mess). Motherhood agrees with her.

Demonoid

I wonder what he taste when he eats her out? Does he understand how many times shes been tapped? Poor guy

Carter Forster - London

Not sure who he is. I *know* she's a whore.

Jennifer Rivers

haha he's pulling a Hulk Hogan.

Carlos

How can you make fun of a man who brought life to a place that only knew death? Imagine being a sailor with neither map nor compass, yet you figure out a way to cross the ocean with nothing but your courage and trust in your mighty ship. That's Tito Ortiz, master and commander. He crossed the sea without anything to guide him. BTW, that body of water was a sea of jizz.