Anna Kournikova at the "HardBat Classic Table Tennis Tournament" at The Palazzo in Las Vegas (6/27)

Anna Kournikova got into a fight with another woman Saturday night at Lavo nightclub in Las Vegas. Luckily everything was caught on video. The fight will available on Pay-Per-View in two weeks where it's expected to earn 900 BILLION DOLLARS. OK I might have made that last part up. From People:

An onlooker said Kournikova, 28, and her assistant were sitting at a VIP table when the other woman bumped them. They pushed each other but were separated - until the woman confronted Kournikova again as she was leaving the nightclub.

"The woman came back over and threw a drink on Anna and her assistant," the source said. "The woman was definitely drunk. Anna said she wanted the woman kicked out, but then everything started to escalate and she and the woman started shoving and pushing each other."

The other woman grabbed Kournikova by the neck and pushed her into a wall before security broke them apart.

Although this fight sounds like it was pretty awesome, the description's missing three critical things: 1. More hair tossing, 2. Torn open blouses, and 3. Me in the middle of it. Chick fights are cool and everything, but after having spent most of my twenties downloading crazy Internet porn, the only way this story could get me excited now is if it included mention of an inflatable pool filled with JELL-O along with a Thai tranny refereeing. I've only downloaded that movie, like, twice.

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