Better than a mixer

Fergie and the Black Eyes Peas performing at the TMF Awards in Rotterdam (7/4)

Really, why wouldn't you buy someone a stripper pole as a wedding present? From the New York Post:

Josh Duhamel and Fergie (of the Black Eyed Peas) got a stripper pole as one of their wedding gifts, but according to Duhamel, "I've played on the pole more than she has." The actor tells Women's Health, "If you know my wife, she's a perfectionist and won't get on it until she's good, so she wants to take a class first. So the pole is really just decorative at this point."

Has there ever been a more appropriate quote from a guy married to a tranny than, "I've played on the pole more than she has"? Of course the real reason Fergie doesn't use the stripper pole has nothing to do with lack of practice and everything to do with lack of bladder control (see here). Considering her history, spinning on a pole would probably make her urinary tract explode faster than a Pinto in a fender bender.

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shenanighans

Id bang her til the sun came up, and then probably run screaming.

Carter Forster

God, what a chubby druggie.

mk

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