$70k to party

Lindsay Lohan got paid

In "things that might have made sense five years ago when she was actually popular and not a coked-out shell of her former self" news, Lindsay Lohan pocketed a cool $70k from the MGM Grand for hosting a pre-birthday pool party Saturday. Combined with the other money she's made from movies and endorsements, the appearance fee raised Lindsay's income to exactly $70k this year. From the New York Post:

At the event, which served as a promotion for her Sevyn Nine self-tanning mist, Lohan changed bathing suits five times before throwing on club gear and dancing to Michael Jackson songs for the rest of the night.

But friends of Lohan say the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to pull in some cash. "None of her really close friends were there," said our insider, who noted that ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was also missing from the festivities. "The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau."

$70k sounds like quite the deal. I mean, just look at her above. What grace. What elegance. She reminds me a lot of Princess Diana . . . I mean the 2009 version, not that 1996 version that was living. My god. She is a fucking mess. Bitch looks like she just stepped off the set of Thriller.

[Flynet, WENN]

Anonymous

truly, utterly disgusting

omg

"Bitch looks like she just stepped off the set of Thriller."

that's the funniest fucking thing i'll read all week

Lew

What the hell man! How could a once beautiful woman do that to herself!

Whippet

Somebody needs to explain to me how this works. I am from Europe, so I don't 'understand' how things work in the US.

A C-list celebrity "appears" and "prance around" at a party, and gets paid $70K? Because the sponsors believe young teens aspire to be like her or look like her?

I still find it hard to believe that despite how much hate there is towards people like Paris, Lindsay, Brittny Gastineau, and other useless celebrities, event organisers and club owners persist in paying them large amounts of money to "appear".

Tyrone Biggums

I'd hit that...her pipe, I mean.

KG

You know, these boards are always filled with catty remarks about how "I wouldn't do her" by guys who'd faint if a girl half as hot actually gave them the time of day.

But in these pics, I can honestly say that I wouldn't do her...and I HAVE been with better looking girls.

She has hit rock bottom here. Sure, she could clean up right nice. But she looks just hideous in these pics. Sort of like the girl who shows up to the $1000/day porno casting call and gets turned down. Really.

Mr. Ed

She looks like she snorted every dime of that 70K.

cn

she should be the poster girl for "kids dont do drugs" this chick is so washed up

Dan

How old is she ? She look`s like she`s in her late 30`s

average joe

holy shit she looks terrible

Daddyoh

70K???

Get the F outta here! For that kinda cash she shoulda been topless at least!

Cheers, Daddyoh

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