We haven't heard the last of Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson may give Tupac Shakur a run for his money on the most "Wait, isn't that guy dead?" album releases. Michael is rumored to have a secret library with over a hundred songs already recorded. From the Times Online:

It is rumoured, given the perilous financial situation of his estate, that any such recordings will not be kept private for long. It is understood Jackson may have gone to the grave under debts of about $400 million - though some believe the true figure may be much higher.

One of the singers biographers, Ian Halperin, claimed that the unheard songs had been made for his children. Mr Halperin, author of Unmasked, The Michael Jackson Story said before his death: “He wants to leave them for his kids, a very personal legacy to them. I was told he will not let them come out now.”

Holy shit, how does one man go $400 million in debt? More importantly, where was the bailout? I mean, what the fuck Congress? What, we could give Citi tens of billions of dollars but we couldn't give Michael just a billion? Tell me what's more entertaining to you: A stupid boring bank being saved from collapsing or Michael Jackson buying a gang of 50 bilingual monkeys trained in kung fu and flying around the world with them in a plane made of diamonds. Seems like we missed a great opportunity here.

[WENN]