Beyonce leaving Harvey Nichols department store in London (6/9)

I think some celebrities eventually get to a point where they're so damn rich, they're just looking for crazy shit to do to waste their money. Have a car pick me up and take me across the street? Sure, why not? From the London Evening Standard:
Beyonce Knowles had two people carriers and several staff to transport her 14 METRES (46 feet) across the road. The singer made her entire entourage use the cars to cross Knightsbridge from the Mandarin Oriental Hotel to Harvey Nichols. A huge crowd of fans and photographers gathered outside the hotel yesterday and had expected a drawn-out game of cat and mouse through London.

But instead, the cars packed with bodyguards and personal assistants drove a few metres along the road and pulled a U-turn down the other side — a total of just 14 metres — to drop off the 27-year-old. She then stepped out in a jumpsuit, oversized sunglasses and Louis Vuitton sandals to be given a 20-minute guided tour of the department store. The group then returned to the people carriers and made the same trip back to their hotel.
Beyonce needed a car to drive her 46 feet? Bitch probably has closets in her house that are longer than that. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if next week there's an article about her helicopter flights from her bedroom to her bathroom. All of which leads to one important question that still remains unanswered: Does Beyonce pay someone to crumple up 20s to throw at the help, or does she do it herself?

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[Pacific Coast News]

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I really hope this fgt nigger bitch get's raped by a diseased gorilla and having her legs both broken.

Nasty sloppy chimp.

Give her a break, many obese people face mobility issues. Have you seen her enormous blubbery thighs and big flabby ass?

What?...no pics of her big ole butt? Bummer.

You have got to be shitting me! Beyonce is such a lame bitch it has now reached the ridiculous stage. I can understand that she has a hard time moving her BIG FAT ASS around but most "real" people can at least travel 46 feet on their own. If they can't they should be put out of their and our misery, or get a "Wonder Scooter". Hey Beyonce, FUCK YOU BITCH!! Get a real life you fucking SLUT!!

P.S. Please no pictures of her massive ASS, I don't want to have to clean puke out of my keyboard. Thanks!

What possibly happened was they got in the cars drove away and then the GPS said
"Make U-turn"

"Destination ahead on right"

"You fuck bags are ridiculous"

"Beyonce is over rated"

"Arriving at destination"

Oh give her a break! 14 metres was just one way. The return trip was another 14 metres. 28 metres is a looooong distance to drag her enormuos arse! So, you see...!

Good lord what a ugly pair of shoes , outfit, her hair..Wait a minute she is pathetic makes me ashamed that she came from Houston,Texas.

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