Top 10 Space Babes

by Dan the Celebman

Space, it's full of heavenly bodies, and here are 10 of them. If you're looking for Princess Leia, Ripley or some really random female alien with an extra ear on her forehead from the original Star Trek series, well you won't find them here. This is not about nostalgia, this is about such sexy aliens/robots/spacewomen that would make any booster rocket go off prematurely. And don't complain about the lack of Replicants in this list, sci-fi fans are so hard to please.

NOTE: Make sure you click through the gallery for individual comments under each picture.

  • Thumbnail: 10. Annalee Call. Winona Ryder at her kinda boyish but still kinda sexy best. Is she a robot/? Is she a human/? Judging by the acting/, she/’s a robot. Winny isn/’t classically sexy /(although she does look good in a corset/) but the big doe eyes work a treat in Alien 3. And to show her dedication to sci/-fi nerds everywhere she even turned up in the new Star Trek film as Spock/’s ma. Now she won/’t have to steal comic books from the store anymore.
  • Thumbnail: 9. Aayla Secura. What do I remember most from Star Wars Episode III/: Revenge of The Sith/? The volcanic lightsaber fight/? The Yoda v Emperor fight/? Darth Vader getting his mask/? Or Amy Allen as the Jedi with tentacles on her head in a cropped shirt so tight her boobs could be classified as small moons/? They almost made up for the terrible script and one dimensional delivery. What/’s George Lucas got against blue chicks anyway/?
  • Thumbnail: 8. Daena. The slave girl in the Planet of the Apes remake/, played by Estella Warren. She/’s like the Raquel Welch of the 21st Century/, stick her in a fur bikini and get her to pout and stick her chest out a lot and BAM/, /$360 million at the box office. Well it was either her or a lot of guys like Helena Bonham Carter in a monkey suit. Or Mark Wahlberg running around in a torn figure/-hugging space suit...
  • Thumbnail: 7. Seven of Nine. Of course this is contrived /(guess who/’s at number 6/). Jeri Ryan makes Star Trek/: Voyager legitimate for its legion of fans/: /”Did you see last night/’s Voyager episode/?/”/, /”No/, I have a girlfriend./” OK/, so it didn/’t really make it legitimate/, but how many Trekkies had fantasies including the former Borg drone in her ridiculously tight jumpsuit... usually making out with Captain Kirk.
  • Thumbnail: 6. Number Six. See/, I said this was contrived/! Really Tricia Helfer should probably be in the top 3/, but I wanted to put the Battlestar Galactica temptress at number 6 for my own satisfaction. It could have been worse/, my first choice was Leela from Futurama. Tricia is queen of the geeks/, she also starred in the Command /& Conquer videogame. She must get so many unwashed retainers sent to her house.
  • Thumbnail: 5. Uhura. Zoe Saldana plays the feisty communications officer in the latest Star Trek movie. There is no doubt original Uhura Nichelle Nichols was a stellar hottie/, but she is 76/-years/-old/, so we/’re going for the 30/-year/-old version here. Zoe is set to appear in a 3D sci/-fi film called Avatar/, also starring Sigourney Weaver and directed by James Cameron. It/’s release date is actually mentioned in the Bible/, as Dorkageddon.
  • Thumbnail: 4. Sil. How many people saw any of the Species films because they wanted to see a polished sci/-fi horror with crackling dialogue and spellbinding acting and how many people saw them because Natasha Henstridge takes her clothes off a lot and has sex a lot and kills her sexual partners a lot/? Henstridge is the hottest alien in film since the alien queen in /”Aliens/”.
  • Thumbnail: 3. T/-X. Also better known as Terminatrix. Kristanna Loken makes Arnold Shwarzenegger look like a cigar/-chomping gun/-toting steroid/-guzzling intern/-harassing weakling in Terminator 3. The producers wisely dressed her in tight red leather/, with her long blonde hair tied back to make her look like the sexy strict principal type who can turn her hand into a flame/-thrower. Terminatrix... Dominatrix... oh Hollywood you and your clever sexual subliminal messages.
  • Thumbnail: 2. Sue Storm. Jessica Alba gets the super/-hero spot/, as her super/-hero does at least go to space. Alba actually performs some of her best acting ever in The Fantastic Four/, but the direction probably helped/: /”OK Jessica/, you/’re taking your clothes off/, you/’re invisible/, oh no/, people can see you/, you/’re naked/, look shocked Jessica/, no that/’s happy/, that/’s sad and that/’s happy again. I said shocked... Jeez someone hit her with a taser already/!./”
  • Thumbnail: 1. Space Emmanuelle. Krista Allen. Maybe a surprise choice for top spot/, but if you were ever channel surfing at 4am then you might have come across one of the many /”Emmanuelle in Space/” films made in the mid/-1990s and seen this sexy space queen. With lines like /”You have shown me the meaning of the word /’arouse/’/”/, you know you/’re on to a winner/, even if it was a guy who said that. She was also the girl with the big breasts in the elevator with Jim Carrey in /”Liar/, Liar/”. Beam me up Hotty/!
June 19, 2009
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  • Someone

    Winona Ryder was in "Alien: Resurrection", not "Alien 3".

  • PAZUZU

    Holy crap! What about Jolene Blalock. She makes me have to dump my warp core. MEGA SEXY.

  • Gdrive

    i feel like doing my laptop after seeing that alba pic

  • charlie

    Princess leia not today but Return of the Jedi metal bikini, come on! thats a classic.

  • PAZUZU

    Cool list. What about the chick from "Lexx"? Or Mathilda May from "Lifeforce"?

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