Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf at the premiere of Eagle Eye in L.A. (9/2008)

Shia LaBeouf is wise beyond his years. During the filming of Transformers 2, he had a ready and willing Megan Fox in front of him and he took full advantage of it From Entertainment Tonight:

Shia and Megan open up about what it was like to film their kissing scene for their new film, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, "We did something like five takes," Shia says. "Yeah, we shot that scene all day," Megan adds. "Clearly he enjoyed it!"

Is Megan a good kisser? "Yeah absolutely," Shia says. "I think she'd say I'm pretty good too." Megan responds, "I've said it before, he's a really kisser. It's always awkward, you're on set with a bunch of grown men, sweaty sitting outside, carrying camera equipment and wanting to take their break, and you're having to kiss!"

Five takes? That's it? Here's a reenactment of how the scene would have went down if I was in Shia's place:

Director: "And . . . action!"

Me: *starts making out with Megan -- maybe grabs a little titty* . . . "FUCK! COCK! SHIT! ASS!"

Director: "Dammit Nick! Will you step yelling 'FUCK! COCK! SHIT! ASS!' during every take? This is a PG-13 movie you idiot!"

Me: "OK, OK, sorry. Let's just try the scene more time and I promise I won't do it."

Director: "Take #72. And . . . action!"

[Flynet, WENN, Mavrixonline]