Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo out and about in Hollywood (4/11)
Jessica Simpson is great at gift-giving. She bought her boyfriend Tony Romo a freaking boat. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have spurned her advances last year! From the National Enquirer via the San Francisco Chronicle:
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Jessica Simpson is great at gift-giving. She bought her boyfriend Tony Romo a freaking boat. Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have spurned her advances last year! From the National Enquirer via the San Francisco Chronicle:
Jessica Simpson gave boyfriend Tony Romo a nautical 28th birthday last month -- she treated the football star to a $100,000 speedboat. The singer unveiled the gift at a special party at the pair's Dallas, Texas, home, reports the National Enquirer. And the Dallas Cowboys quarterback was delighted with the custom-made gift.Giving a guy an unexpected present is all it takes to get him to walk you down the aisle? Tell that to Jamie Lynn Spears' uterus. Obviously Jessica hasn't learned the most valuable lesson there is about relationships: you can't buy a man's love, you have to earn it . . . with BJs. Lots and lots of BJs. The second most important lesson: shhhhhhhhhhh.
A source tells the tabloid, "Jessica knows that Tony has always wanted a boat. (She's) hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she'll be walking down the aisle with him."
That lucky bastard! i dont care what people says Jessica is totally hot!
Tony is going to power that speedboad straight up her love canal.
I'd marry her if she bought me floaties for my arms.
I'd motorboat those tits.
lmao
Attention ladies,
A guy can by his own boat. What he wants is sex, more sex, boobs, and more boobs and then more sex. Jessica has the equipment to satisfy all of those needs. She will need to give up that ass in the deal.
Oh my god shes an idiot he's just just usin her poor thing she just wants to be loved?
When Tony-O gets traded-O no mo Jessica-O!
I pray that I get to see the Jessica Simpson sex video that we all know is just sitting in some guy's closet somewhere. You know it must exist and I deserve to see it before I'm called to the promise land.
To the moron who said hes using her.. LOL omg Tony Romo doesn't need her to buy him things the mans got millions of dollars of his own money. If you meant just for the sex then yes
yer probably right on that account.
Tony Romo needs to grow some balls and either leave her or marry the girl. He's just using her for what I don't know she must be good at something. He has money, if he really wanted a boat he would have bought it himself. Jessica you can't buy love honey...
Of course she bought him a boat. She will do ANYTHING to hold on to him.
I'M SORRY, BUT JESSICA IS ONE STUPID BITCH!!! A MAN CAN BUY HIS OWN SHIT. ALL SHE IS DOING IS BUYING HIS LOVE! DON'T GET ME WRONG TONY IS HOT, BUT DAMN, BUY YOUR OWN SHIT!!!! "CAN'T BUY LOVE!"
WHo makes that dress? I love it, whos the designer
I still love Tony, he's the love of my life. I wish he would take me back. I dumped Nick, now every guy is dumping me! I hate that!
and Tony`s so stinkin ass poor to begin with. These darn celebrities like to throw away their money
When a rich person buys another rich person something expensive, it is MEANINGLESS.
I cracked up at the comment about Jessica Simpson buying love...you can't buy a man's love, you have to earn it . . . with BJs. Lots and lots of BJs. The second most important lesson: shhhhhhhhhhh.
Brilliant!
I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.