Don't laugh at the slippers . . . he's European

Soccer star Ronaldo gave an interview to The Sun about what it was like coring out Paris Hilton like an apple a few weeks ago. The two hooked up after meeting at My House nightclub in Hollywood. Ronaldo told the tabloid:

"She was a really cool girl and we had a great time talking. I am a young man and Paris a young lady, and us talking in a club is just what normal people our age do ... She lives thousands of miles away and is busy, and I am busy in Madrid so I am not sure if we will be able to see each other ... I am just making the most of the short summer I get."

What could Ronaldo have possibly talked to Paris about for so long at the club? The only things those two have in common are an affinity for hair products and attention. Besides, "talking" isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Paris at a club. You're more likely to see her dry-humping, cheating, getting high, or permanently altering the appearance of more young men's genitals than a mohel.

[Flynet]