Rihanna out and about in New York (6/10)

Part of Chris Brown's sentence for almost killing Rihanna is that he has to stay 50 yards away from her for five years, which sucks because if Rihanna wants to sit on the 50-yard-line at the Super Bowl, Chris is gonna be stuck with all the mouth breathers in the end zone seats. Needless to say, Chris is not happy with the order . . . but neither is Rihanna. A mutual friend of the two told the New York Daily News:

"They think it's unnecessary and ridiculous. After [the proceeding], Ri and Chris talked on the phone for almost an hour and really worked at becoming friends. They're solid now."

The only thing "solid" about their relationship is Chris' right hook. The truth is that if Rihanna really is set on being in an unhealthy relationship, she doesn't need to date Chris Brown -- she just needs to get married. Now that we know she's gone back to Chris, it's kind of hard to feel sorry for Rihanna. As the great Confucius once said, "Asian chick with big tit is super hot, but rare like four-leaf clover" -- wait, wrong saying: "Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me twice, I deserve it for sticking around."

[Flynet]