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Courteney Cox leaving Nobu restaurant in West Hollywood (6/14)

I think it'd be funny to start some Courteney "don't call me Courtney" Cox pregnancy rumors. Who's with me? My goal is to get her publicist to issue a statement saying she's not pregnant, just fat.

NOTE: Seriously, what the hell happened with her? Judging by how often I've seen her on TV lately, it looks like she replaced "working" with "eating."

  • Em

    Wow you dick... obviously women's ribs have to be jutting out for you to think they are skinny enough.

    She looks beautiful, better than she's looked in years!

  • denne

    i think she looks better this way... and definitely not fat... just bigger than she used to be

  • Vince Viagra

    She looks way better than Jennifer Anniston. Of course, she (like most hollywood celebs) has probably had her fair share of work/injections/etc. In any event, she does NOT look fat whatsoever and appears to be far more healthy than when she was on that stupid show Friends.

  • Aurealous

    Hey Asshat! -

    What the fuck are you smoking? She looks fantastic. Let me ask you a question, sphincter clown. Do you live under a bridge and eat billy goats? You suck!

  • Wes Barry

    She look fantastic!

  • abby

    haha she is fat

  • t-rex

    She's had facial fillers... her body isn't fat, she's just trying to avoid the Skeletor look like Madonna :)

  • Tygrfly

    I agree I think Courtney looks better now than she did on the show, her skin is amazing!!!

  • Milo

    She's 45 years old TODAY. She looks phenomenal.

  • swablar

    You're crazy, she looks great.

    Someone's been sneaking sips of Rush Limbaugh's hate-orade...

  • Liz

    why does anyone give a shit?

  • Anonymous

    she's a hoss

  • shenanighans

    Im with you, f all these chubby chasers in here. She clearly looks pregnant. Maybe shes having twins.

  • Hey Dumbasses

    This website is called CELEBSLAM lol. Ripping on the writer for saying cruel, over-the-top, and superficial statements is like going to a website called BlondesLoveHorses.com and expecting an equestrian show jumping website.

    It's meant to entertain and get a cheap laugh. Relax.

  • Mike Gundy

    Because she dropped a pass in a pick up game? Or says she's fat! And she comes home crying!

  • someone

    What??? did she go from a size zero to a two???I don't know what your looking at, but I sure don't see fat!

  • obvious

    Wow, she is stunning even when she's dressed in ratty jeans and a sweatshirt. I hope I look half that good when I'm in my 40's.

  • tc

    On the contrary, I think she is ageing very well, and probably hotter looking than I have ever seen her.

    If nobody else wants her, I'm more than willing to help out.

  • jack

    holy shit what happened to people having a sense of humor. damn people get the stick out of your ass and lighten up. oh yeah and she's fat

  • PAZUZU

    They don't have a sense of humour because they're fat too. It's not true that the chubby are jolly, they're usually bitter horrible people poisoned with the envy that they feel for those with self control. Since when did Courtney get a gunt? She used to be smokin'. Oh well, we all get older....

  • ...

    Weigh problems often have nothing to do with self-control or a lack thereof. In fact, many are genetic. More commonly, people don't actually have weight problems at all, but are victimized by the unhealthy depiction of women in the media. And seriously, she's not fat at all. She looks like a healthy sized human being.

  • PAZUZU

    Hopefully by "often" you mean rarely and by "many" you mean few. As you like to use the genetics arguement, what about all the slim healthy people in Europe and Canada? Many Americans are from the same genetic source but Americans are the fattest people on earth. Did only people with fat genetic markers migrate to America? Or maybe, just maybe there is a lack of self control at work here. Are you genetically predisposed to stuff your gut with multi thousand calorie sludge from the fast food industry? Parents that raise their kids on that slop and then point their finger at genetics when their children get fat are cowardly passing the buck. The scales are severely tipped to glutony and inactivity and not as you apologists say, genetics. And no Courtney isn't that fat, I'm just blown away by your fantasy approach to accountability. Often, Many, Bah.

  • cn

    this chick is sooo fat! lose some weight or make yourself throw up you look like a pig

  • jk

    This post makes me sick..look at her arms she is still incredibly thin. It is this kind of bullshit that causes little girls(and adult ones too) to think they can never ever be thin enough.

    So she may have gained some weight since friends..she needed to

  • pak

    if parents let their kids idolize celebrities then its the parents fault they are to thin NOT someone making fun of them. PARENTS TEACH YOUR KIDS TO HAVE SOME SELF CONFIDENCE AND STOP PLAYING THE BLAME GAME!!

  • Jason

    She was awesome in Cocoon 2

  • michael

    most of these comments prolly came from the same dumb person...It's called a "joke" look it up sometime and find out what it means...god i hate people

  • Anonymous

    What?? Maybe I'm missing something, but I really don't see how she's fat in this photo.

  • average joe

    Hey dipshits, it's all relative. Relative to how she used to look, she looks fat. She used to weigh 100 pounds but now looks like she weighs 140.

  • remy

    thats fuckd up

  • PunchingBag

    Hey Ferina,

    Fuck you. She's fat.

    It's funny because on Friends she played a girl who used to be fat, but then turned hot.

    Now she's not even a MILF.

  • Ferina

    Hey, I am a photographer. If you shot her at that angle she will look fat. And she's wearing a sweater that is all loose and the material is thick. Plus the color of her bag is SOOOO exactly the same as her sweater so at first glance, you think it's part of her belly and hip...

    This is all just an illusion. COurtney COx is very thin. SHe looks damn great for her age! So stop picking on celebrities where in fact they look good already...

    People who write stuff about celebrities do these for 2 reasons:

    1. they need that paycheck

    2. they are very insecured

    Come one, look at yourself first before you criticize. If you're not overweight, kudos to you. But come on, you are sick.

  • Ferina

    Hey, I am a photographer. If you shot her at that angle she will look fat. And she's wearing a sweater that is all loose and the material is thick. Plus the color of her bag is SOOOO exactly the same as her sweater so at first glance, you think it's part of her belly and hip...

    This is all just an illusion. COurtney COx is very thin. SHe looks damn great for her age! So stop picking on celebrities where in fact they look good already...

    People who write stuff about celebrities do these for 2 reasons:

    1. they need that paycheck

    2. they are very insecured

    Come one, look at yourself first before you criticize. If you're not overweight, kudos to you. But come on, you are sick.

  • Alia Abdul

    She looks so much better than her old Friends episodes.. I honestly thought she was gonna keel over and die, she had to have an eating disorder because that kind of skinny isn't natural especially if the camera adds 10 lbs. I think she's aging really well, she looks very healthy and I'm gonna guess those fat comment are in comparison to how she looked say about.. i dunno.. 20 years ago?

  • Ummm

    Who that fuck would write that? People like you is why I have 12 year old girls coming into my gym thinking that size 4 or 6 is too fat. that they need to look starved in order to look good.

  • DETER

    LEAVE!COURTENEY! ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Uh, No

    Uh, you're insane, right?

  • Will

    Fat? show your own photo before you call someone fat.


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