A golden shower (aka watersports) is HOTTER! But she's not even worth pissing on.

If you spank it to Heidi, your monkey will never forgive you!

From behind perhaps.. Like that backside, I do.

We've all seen this shit a thousand time already for free....why would anyone spend money to see her in Playboy. She has rolled around the beach for the last four years for the paps and charged nothing. No thanks.

Ugh face and baby making hips. What's al the fuss?

this girl looks like an effing horse.seriously,i shall refer to her as horse face from now on.so she has fake tits..thats the only thing going for her.other than that shes just an ugly,ignorant,married too young and soon to be divorced for public attention NOBODY.get real dude..

I dont think Playboy is paying her....

Heidi is a great looking woman with terrible taste in smurfs. Her bikini pictures show a spectacular body so my guess is she would be magnificent sexually. That does seem to be her calling as she's useless otherwise. Spencer belongs on the end of a pencil.